COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP - KIM KARDASHIAN SHOPPED AROUND FOR A TELEVISION BOYFRIEND AND RUMORS PERSIST SHE AND KRIS NOT GETTING ALONG: Despite celebrating KIM'S birthday together last weekend in Vegas, and showing up on the set of "Dancing With the Stars" to cheer on ROB KARDASHIAN, rumors persist that the honeymoon is over for KIM KARDASHIAN and new hubby KRIS HUMPHRIES just 9 weeks after their extravagant $10 million wedding.

One of the rumors going around is that Kim and the E! network actually shopped around the NBA looking for a boyfriend for Kim. And Humphries wasn't even their first choice.The gossip site Wetpaint claims producers wanted a New York player since Kim and Kourtney's reality show was filming in NYC, and first approached DANILO GALLINARI (below) of the Knicks.

He, however, wasn't interested in dating Kim or being on a reality show. Apparently they figured Jersey was close enough and settled on Humphries, who plays for the Nets.

Meanwhile ... sources tell 'Us Weekly' the couple is not getting along because "Kris is not drinking the Kardashian Kool-Aid" which is leading to "major problems.” And while Kim works on her reality show and other various business endeavors, Kris remains unemployed thanks to the NBA lockout. Word is her constant urging to do something productive with his free time led to a huge blowout just days before Kim’s October 21st birthday, causing Kim to question whether she should have ever married him in the first place.

JESSICA SIMPSON PREGNANCY STORY FINALLY BOUGHT BY PEOPLE MAGAZINE: You can bet they didn't pay half a million dollars for it, but word is 'People' magazine won the bidding war to announce Hollywood's worst kept secret: that JESSICA SIMPSON is pregnant.

An internal memo that was leaked yesterday revealed how they had originally planned to fill up at least two pages with information everyone already had: by using photos. The memo read "Jessica finally revealed her baby news. Now see how the mom-to-be stylishly kept her growing belly under wraps." However the announcement is not on the cover of the new issue or in one of those little boxes on the side so it looks like Jessie and Pappa Joe held out too long until the story finally lost its value.

LINDSAY WILL REVEAL ALL IN PLAYBOY!!!: LINDSAY LOHAN won't hide even one freckle in her upcoming Playboy spread. TMZ reports that Lindsay went full-frontal -- no side-boob nonsense or semi-nude shenanigans. She insists it's all "tastefully done." We would expect no less from La Lohan. So what did she do after completing her four-day shoot Tuesday? She headed back to the morgue for some court-ordered community service. She even showed up 20 minutes early. Here's video of her arrival ...


UPDATE - NANCY GRACE NIP SLIP TRAUMATIZED KIDS: The FCC has released the complaints they received after "Dancing with the Stars" inadvertently broadcast a millisecond of NANCY GRACE'S nipple last month. (--Nancy has denied the nip-slip ever happened, but she's full of it, it happened.)

TheSmokingGun website got their hands on the complaints, and here are a few highlights from several angry viewers' letters:

-"Nancy Grace had a wardrobe malfunction where her nipple private came out and scared my children. She should be fined."

-"I want action!!! I am so offended to see her boob. My kids are traumatized. I want action against her and this network!!!"

-"Although by accident, these types of things should not be allowed on television. Children were most likely watching this program, and the nipple could have traumatized the poor things."

You can hit up the Smoking Gun website for more.

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MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY SLAMS DEREK HOUGH - WHO YOU GOT???: MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY is continuing to make enemies on 'Dancing With the Stars'. Two days of sparring with the judge LEN GOODMAN over his critique of celebrity dance partner HOPE SOLO, Maks took aim at fellow pro dancer DEREK HOUGH for defending Len, CARRIE ANN and BRUNO.

When asked about Derek's comments on 'Good Morning America', Maks replied, "With all due respect, if I had Nicole Scherzinger followed by Jennifer Grey followed by Ricki Lake, I probably would not be very upset with the judges either." Oooh, sas! Your move, Derek.

BABY POOP: BRUCE WILLIS is going to be a dad again! The 56-year-old actor and his 35-year-old wife Emma are expecting their first child together. No word on a due date yet.

2. Former "Dawson's Creek" star JAMES VAN DER BEEK is expanding his brood as well. He and his wife Kimberly are expecting their second child together. Their first, Olivia, is 13 months.