Hollywood Dirt: Kris Humphries Wants Divorce Hearing Televised & Russell Brand Won’t be Taking Half of Katy Perry’s $

DOES KRIS HUMPHRIES WANTS DIVORCE PROCEEDINGS TELEVISED???: Does KRIS HUMPHRIES want his divorce preceeding televised so he can prove KIM KARDASHIAN only married him for her reality show? According to TMZ he does. The gossip site claims Kris and his divorce lawyer want to "expose the M.O. of reality TV" in order to prove Kim never intended to stay married to Kris. Further, Kris and his lawyer also plan to ask a judge to allow TV stations to broadcast the couple's divorce hearings.

After Kim filed for divorce back in October on the grounds of "irreconcilable differences," Kris countered with an annulment because claimed the marriage was based on "fraud." But TMZ's sources claim he's going to have a problem proving fraud because he was the one who proposed.  In addition, the prenup is so long and includes many clauses about the future that Kim could argue she wouldn't have gone to such trouble if she knew she was going to end the marriage so quickly.

KATY PERRY/RUSSELL BRAND DIVORCE FINALIZED - BRAND WON'T DEMAND HALF: Although RUSSELL BRAND'S lawyer filed final divorce papers yesterday, word is a judge won't make it official until June 30 because California has a mandatory 6 month waiting period.

And even though Brand and KATY PERRY did not have a prenup,and California is a community property state -- meaning he would be entitled to 50% of the 44 million Katy made while they were married -- Russell supposedly doesn't want her money.  Commenting on the divorce negotiations to TMZ, an insider said Russell was, quote, "a mensch (Yiddish for a good person). He doesn't want Katy's money. He's happy to walk away with the money he earned."

IN DENIAL - ZOOEY DESCHANEL: ZOOEY DESCHANEL put an end to the rumor that she and RUSSELL BRAND have been trading flirty texts. The self-professed KATY PERRY look-a-like told the ladies of "The View" yesterday, "On the scale of truth and completely preposterous - it's completely preposterous."

CHRISTINA AGUILERA - 'DON'T MAKE ME LOOK FAT': CHRISTINA AGUILERA is supposedly making life miserable on the set of "The Voice", demanding that the director shoot her in a way that makes her look thinner than she is.

"The National Enquirer" reports that Aguilera delays filming with her demands and holds up production by constantly saying "Don't make me look fat" or "Don't show my butt." An on-set source says, "She's insisted the cameramen only shoot her at flattering angles, forcing a few segments to be reshot. She also demands that the stylists bring her the latest slimming fashions, and she's always ordering the makeup artists to make her face look thinner."

Her actions are supposedly annoying the rest of the panel, especially ADAM LEVINE. "Blake and Cee Lo get annoyed at Christina's silly requests, but Adam really can't stand it," the source dished. "He's the first one to say that she's unpro¬fessional and producers shouldn't reshoot takes just because she doesn't like how she looks."

SNAPSHOT - BEYONCE STEPS OUT FOR FIRST TIME SINCE BABY: BEYONCE came out of her hole for the first time since giving birth to her daughter Blue Ivy four weeks ago, and saw her shadow. That means 6 more weeks of Blue Ivy stories!  Bey stepped out to watch husband JAY-Z perform at Carnegie Hall, and me thinks she looked fierce ...

For you naysayers who believe she faked her pregnancy here's a side by side before and after that excentuates how much curvier Bey has gotten. (--The one on the left was taken last June). Of course, it's always possible she faked her pregnancy and then just ate like a little piggie to sell it. We Report, You Decide!

COULD BE TRUE, COULD BE CRAP - DEMI MOORE NOT ALLOWED TO LOOK AT A SCALE WHILE IN REHAB: The not always reliable Radar Online is reporting that the rehab facility DEMI MOORE checked into does not allow her to look at the scale while she’s being weighed. Word is when she’s weighed; they make her stand backwards so she can't see how much she weighs. But the site’s source says it’s common practice for patients being treated for an eating disorder.

Quote, “Their weights are taken every day, sometimes several times a day to make sure that they aren't losing weight while in treatment. Doctors…don't want patients to fixate on their weight."

RELATIONSHIP REPORT - JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT AND JAMIE KENNEDY BACK ON: JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT has reportedly rekindled her relationship with JAMIE KENNEDY. EOnline reports the two -- who split in early 2010 -- have been "enjoying sleepovers" at Kennedy's condo in Los Angeles.

QUOTE/UNQUOTE: "I would never be with a girl because I like...penis. But I've experimented." -- SNOOKIE on being an equal opportunity lover in a recent interview with the Huffington Post.  The "Jersey Shore" star added that although she'd never smush with a woman, she considers herself "bi" because "I've done stuff with girls before."

BABY POOP: ROBERT DOWNEY JUNIOR and wife Susan welcomed son Exton Elias Downey, yesterday. While it's Susan's first child, Downey has an 18-year-old son from his previous marriage.