KRIS HUMPHRIES' EX IS PREGNANT - AND I DON'T MEAN KIM: Remember that girl KRIS HUMPHRIES was getting all smoove up in after KIM KARDASHIAN dumped him? Her name is Myla, and she says her relationship with Kris was serious. Kris claims it was basically a booty call.

Well, according to TMZ, Myla is three months along and Kris is the father!!! One of Myla's friends tells the gossip site Myla, quote, "plans to have the baby but wants to raise it alone, because she believes Kris has betrayed her by talking crap about their relationship."

Oh, and she hasn't told the NBA baller he's going to be a daddy yet. Of course, she doesn't have to now. As TMZ points out, this could be used against Kris in his divorce with Kim, since he's claimed he was devastated by the break-up and suffered emotionally.

KIM KARDASHIAN AND KANYE WEST CELEBRATE 74 DAYS OF BLISS!!!: Break out the bubbly! Kim's relationship with KANYE WEST has reached a milestone. Kimmy has now been dating Kanye for longer than she was married to Kris Humphries. Kim and Kris, if you recall, were married for a whopping 72 days before they separated. The first pictures of Kim and Kanye holding hands and publicly declaring they were a couple surfaced on April 23rd -- or 74 days ago. So, congratulations Kim! You give the rest of us hope!!!

And how did the world's most fashion-forward couple celebrate? By gracing Paris Fashion Week with their presence. Although, West looked like Kim forced him to go, dontchathink? He looks bored in every shot, and word is he didn't crack a smile the whole time. And speaking of faces, what's up with Kim's? She looks ... different. Botox, maybe?

TOM AND KATIE UPDATE - SCIENTOLOGY NOT THE REASON: Don't blame Scientology for breaking up KATIE HOLMES and TOM CRUISE. A source close to Cruise tells TMZ, "This is not a fight over religion. It's being used as a way to hurt Tom."

Tom's peeps reportedly believe "Katie and her team are leaking false stories to the media by maintaining she was trying to save Suri from the grips of Scientology, and that's why she left Tom." But according to them, Katie "was totally committed to Scientology. She had enthusiasm for it and would voluntarily and gladly participate in it when Tom was off shooting movies."

So then what's the real reason Katie disconnected the tracking device in her skull and filed for divorce? Tom's people aren't saying yet.

HEIDI KLUM SHOWS US HER TWEETS: HEIDI KLUM Tweeted out a picture of her boobs from her own point of view yesterday. Not that that's a bad thing.


LADY GAGA DENIED BY AUSTRALIAN BAR: You'd think that LADY GAGA would get her way all the time, right? I mean, she's LADY GAGA! But that wasn't the case when she asked a bar in Australia if they'd host one of her after-parties.

You see, Gaga wanted to have her party on Wednesday night, but a local blues-rock band has a residency at the bar on Wednesday nights, and her band wasn't willing to work around them. So the bar owner reluctantly told Gaga thanks but no thanks, he was going to support the local dudes first.

Gaga and the gang made arrangements with another more amenable bar, and the Mother Monster partied like a rock star while tweeting out a series of photos ...

HOWIE MANDEL CALLS COPS ON PEOPLE HAVING SEX IN HIS BATHROOM: "America's Got Talent" judge HOWIE MANDEL called the cops early Thursday morning because a man and a woman were doing the dirty in his bathroom. Well, actually, Howie thought there might have been a sexual assault in progress and that's really why he called the cops. He didn't find out about the knocking boots part until later.

What happened was Howie threw a 4th of July party on Wednesday, and it was still going on at 1:00 A.M. Thursday morning. That's when Howie heard sounds coming from the bathroom. He though something nefarious was going on so he called 911. The cops showed up and found a man and a woman going at it. Why Mandel didn't just knock on the door remains a mystery. I mean, who would call 911 without first trying to find out what's going on? Howie, I guess.

DEMI LOVATO SHOWS US HER TWEETS: DEMI LOVATO celebrated the ‘X Factor‘ stop in Providence, Rhode Island by doing what many 'X Factor' and 'Idol' rejects wish they could do ... smashing SIMON COWELL'S face into a cake! "Getting along with @SimonCowell is a piece of cake!!!" she captioned the pic.

WATCH - CHRIS MARTIN AND GWYNETH PALTROW'S PUBLIC SMOOCH: How often do you see CHRIS MARTIN and GWYNETH PALTROW in a public embrace? 'Not very' is the answer. Well, look what happened at a recent Coldplay concert. Chris said he was playing the song "Yellow" for his wife, then unexpectedly went into the crowd and up to Paltrow and gave her a big fat smooch! She looked happy, but a bit embarrassed!