IS THIS JENNIFER ANISTON’S SECRET HALF BROTHER???: Wait, what??? JENNIFER ANISTON has been keeping a sibling from us?  The Australian tabloid 'New Idea' claims in a 'World Exclusive' her dad John fathered a kid 22 years ago, and that Jen has kept him on the DL all these years.

According to Radar Online, the "scruffy punk" known as "AJ" lives the boho lifestyle somewhere between Santa Cruz and northern Alaska" and is perfectly happy being off the grid. Check out the cover of 'New Idea' featuring a photo of "The Boy Jen Tried To Hide" ...

DID HE DO THAT??? 'URKEL' GO BESERK ON HIS 'DANCING' PARTNER!!!: File this one under 'Could be true, Could be crap'. JALEEL WHITE, aka Urkel, supposedly raged on his "Dancing with the Stars" partner KYM JOHNSON while rehearsing with her on Friday. Here, according to the not-always reliable "Us" magazine, is how it went down ...

Jaleel, the tab claims, accidentally stepped on Kym's foot and when Kym said cried on in pain, he supposedly "flipped out," "got in her face," "chastised her for acting like a baby," and "called her an idiot." After Kym "left the studio in tears," producers, NFL star DONALD DRIVER and dancer MARK BALLAS approached Jaleel to try to calm him down, but all that resulted was a heated argument with Mark.

"The producers stepped in and broke it up before it got physical," the source adds. "But they were...right up in each other's faces!" Not that we believe this story, but it's worth noting that Jaleel's baby mama recently accused him of being an abusive cheater. He says she's lying.

'DANCING' UPDATE - WILLIAM LEVY'S BARE CHEST AND MARIA AND DEREK'S KISS!!!: This week the celebs and pro dancers on "Dancing With the Stars" were tasked with doing a personal dance that told a story about their lives. The ensuing sob-fest featured arguably the best dancing of the young season.  Highlights included Telenovela hottie WILLIAM LEVY  dancing a steamy salsa and giving the ladies -- and Judge Bruno -- what they wanted by ripping open his shirt in the first few seconds.

MARIA MENOUNOS and DEREK HOUGH did a seriously hot rumba that had many in the Twitter-sphere wondering if the two are hooking up, and if the kiss at the end of their routine was for real. Here's a screen-grab. We Report, You Decide ...

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CELEBRITY HAIR NEWS: RIHANNA dyed her hair jet black and shaved a little off one side. You like?

KIM KARDASHIAN and her sister KENDALL JENNER both got kornrows cornrows ...

EMMA STONE from 'The Help' is blonde again. I much prefer her as a redhead, though. Emma, by the way,  is naturally a blonde. Judd Apatow had her go red for her role in Superbad.

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SPLITSVILLE - POPULATION ADAM LEVINE: Maroon 5 lead singer and 'Voice' judge ADAM LEVINE is flying solo again. No, he hasn't left the band, he's split with his model girlfriend of two years. Although no reason for the split was given, the ex assures us they "still love and respect each other as friends."

ZOOEY DESHANEL SHOWS US HER TWEETS: 'New Girl' star ZOOEY DESCHANEL (Loves her!) Tweeted this old picture of her mom Mary Jo ...

MOZEL TOV!ALEC BALDWIN GETS ENGAGED: ALEC BALWIN is evidently ready to make THE BIG MISTAKE again. The '30 Rock' star proposed to his 28 year-old yoga instructor girlfriend over the weekend -- and she said YES, YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!. They've been dating since last year.

KRIS HUMPHRIES REPORTEDLY HOLDING OUT FOR PUBLIC APOLOGY: The latest story in the KIM KARDASHIAN / KRIS HUMPHRIES divorce saga is that Kris is holding out not for money -- but for Kim to admit that the marriage was fake. A source told the New York Post that Kris has refused to divorce Kim unless she gives him a "public apology" and admits "the entire wedding was staged by her and her family."

A Humphries friend told the paper, "Kim's camp is depicting him as money-hungry, but in fact he turned down a $7 million settlement. Her camp is putting out stories about 'Kim's divorce hell' hoping he'll cave in, but he won't. Kris wants Kim to admit to fraud, to admit the whole thing was staged for publicity, to make a public apology to him because he really wanted a marriage."

BABY POOP - HILARY DUFF SHOWS OFF BABY: HILARY DUFF tweeted a pic of her baby boy, Luca. Well, part of him anyway. Hilary showed off his cute little feet ...

WATCH - TRAILER FOR 'SPARKLE', WHITNEY HOUSTON'S LAST MOVIE: The trailer for WHITNEY HOUSTON'S final film hit the 'net yesterday. Whitney, who died in February, co-stars with JORDIN SPARKS in the remake of the 1976 film 'Sparkle', set to hit theaters in mid-August. Jordin is the title character and Whitney plays her mom, but Whitney gets top billing ...