IS JENNIFER ANISTON ENGAGED???!!!: Could it be? Is JENNIFER ANISTON no longer destined to be a lonely cat lady??? Did JUSTIN THEROUX put a ring on it? Don't look at me, I don't know either. All I know is the World Wide Web of Speculation believes the ring Jennifer was spotted wearing in New York City over the weekend looked like an engagement ring ...

However, my eagle eye tells me differently. Jen was wearing the same ring when she was honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame on February 22, 2012 in Hollywood, California ...

If you look at it closer, you'll notice it spells out her name. She and Theroux have been wearing 'name' rings for quite a while now. Sorry gossip blogs. Still not engaged! 

On a related supposed engagement ring note ... WHITNEY HOUSTON'S daughter BOBBI KRISTINA is NOT engaged to her "adopted brother" Nick Gordon. Despite recent photos and video footage that show Gordon and Bobbi Kristina holding hands and kissing, and family sources releasing statements to the media about an alleged romance, a rep for Bobbi Kristina denies the ring is a gift from Gordon or that the pair has any plans to marry.

The ring being mistaken as an engagement ring belonged to Whitney. Bobbi's rep says she wears it to keep her mother close.

BAD CELEBRITY PHOTOSHOP - DEMI’S AIRBRUSHED AD: DEMI MOORE is the new face of Helena Rubinstein’s beauty brand, and when I say 'new' I mean NEW.

That’s because so much airbrushing was done to Demi’s face that it doesn’t even look like her. The photo of Demi practically erases her angular chin, and completely cleans up any lines on her nose and face, not to mention the fact that her skin tone is a totally different color. In addition, her hazel eyes appear to be a light green now.

SNAPSHOT: A super pregnant JESSICA SIMPSON was photographed Sunday at a baby shower thrown in her honor ...

Am I the only one who thinks that massive baby bump in a clingy blue snakeskin dress made her look like a boa constrictor that just swallowed a pig, and then had two melons for dessert???

'DANCING' UPDATE - URKEL EARNS TOP SCORE: JALEEL "URKEL" WHITE and classical British singer KATHERINE JENKINS might have earned the top scores on last night's season premiere of "Dancing With the Stars", but the crowd favorite was clearly Telenovela hottie WILLIAM LEVY. After he and CHERYL BURKE danced a cha-cha, the women in the audience screamed like pre-teens at a boy-band concert, Bruno raved, and Carrie Ann thanked ABC for her job.

RELATED: WILLIAM OR MAKSIM - WHO'S THE HOTTER OF THE 'DANCING' HUNKS?

JUDGE BRUNO usually delivers the double entendres on the show, but last night it was GAVIN DEGRAW who had the border line sexual innuendo of the night. After Bruno told him he "stiffens up in the wrong places” Gavin said, quote, "I sometimes stiffen up at the wrong times too." Hi-Yo!

RELATED: ‘DANCING WITH THE STARS’ SEASON 14 DEBUT RECAP — WHO DID THE JUDGES LOVE?

ARE FAT COMMENTS THE REASON ADELE IS ON A MISSION TO LOSE WEIGHT???: ADELE’S recent throat surgery has apparently inspired her to lose weight. London's "The Sun" is reporting that Adele has hired a personal trainer to visit her at home twice a week, and joined a pilates class with the goal of losing two dress sizes by the summer.

While her new work out routine comes soon after being attacked in the media about her weight, Adele is being careful not to alienate her fans -- some of whom embraced her not just for her huge voice, but for being confidant as is. Adele insists her new health kick is for herself, to make herself feel healthier.

MAZEL TOV!: JOSH LUCAS -- who famously played DON HASKINS in "Glory Road" -- apparently had a shotgun wedding last weekend. His bride, identified only as Jessica, is also expecting their first child together.

BABY POOP: 'Modern Family' TY BURRELL and his wife Holly have added to their family by adopting a baby girl. This is the second child the couple has adopted in the past two years.

COVER SHOT: SOFIA VERGARA graces the cover of "Esquire" magazine annual 'Sex' issue ...

In the accompanying interview, the 'Modern Family' MILF defends her home country's love for the thong vs. America's prude-like bikini. "What is that? It's like a diaper. It's terrible," she says of the two-piece. Now thongs, that's a different story. "There's nothing slutty about a dental-floss bikini," she adds in her thick but adorable Colombian accent. "You don't even think about it. The first bathing suit your mother buys you is in the shape of a triangle."