ARE KIM KARDASHIAN AND KRIS HUMPHRIES ALREADY HAVING MARITAL PROBLEMS???!!!: KIM KARDASHIAN and KRIS HUMPHRIES have only been married about two months and already the tabloids have them breaking up.

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"Life & Style" magazine's source says they're basically leading separate lives. Quote: "Kim's mapping out 2012, including holidays, and Kris isn't a part of it. Any itineraries for the future don't include Kris very much. That's not a good sign."

The "Star" tabloid claims Kris has been spotted partying in both Miami and New York without Kim and he definitely was "acting like a single man."

Not to be outdone, London's "Daily Mail" has a source who is telling them, quote, "I don't know...why they got married in the first place but they are done. They are divorcing."

And, finally, the New York Post's Page Six publishe a photo of Kris carrying moving boxes out of the New York City hotel he and Kim have been staying in, and point out he wasn't wearing his wedding ring.

On the other hand ... Other sources tell Page Six the couple looked happy Wednesday night over dinner at STK and left holding hands.

Kim is expected to celebrate her birthday in Vegas this weekend so we shall see if Kris will be at her side.

LOHAN LUNACY - LINDSAY SHOWS UP LATE TO MORGUE, SENT HOME: After getting booted from her last community service assignment for not showing up nine times, and one day after taking a tongue lashing from a judge, LINDSAY LOHAN continued to make a mockery of the system by arriving late to her new community service assignment at the L.A. County Morgue. She was considered a no-show and sent home. Her publicist claimed Lindsay was 40 minutes "due to a combination of not knowing the entrance to go through and confusion caused by the media waiting for her arrival." Yeah, I didn't think it was due to her rigorous morning dental hygiene routine.

Lindsay stuck with that alibi on Twitter later in the day ... "With all of the stress and pressure from yesterday and today, I've never been so happy to go to therapy!!! Also, I'm sorry for the confusion that I may of caused to those at the Coroner's office. Won't happen again, now I know where to go!" Here's video of Lindsay showing up at the morgue in her $80,000 Porsche ...

OVERCROWDING WON'T STOP LINDSAY FROM GOING TO JAIL: Judge Stephanie Sautner expressed her frustration earlier this week that even if she sentenced Lindsay to jail, Linds would likely not spend any time behind bars due to overcrowding. Well, LA County Sheriff Lee Baca told "Good Day Live LA" that's not the case. Baca said the overcrowding issue won't keep Lindsay out of jail, and if she is indeed sentenced to time behind bars, he'll make sure she serves it ...

SNAPSHOT - WHOA! JOEY LAWRENCE IS SHIRTLESS AND ABSOLUTELY RIPPED: Check out a shirtless JOEY LAWRENCE, snapped workout at an L.A. park yesterday.  Tell me he doesn't deserve a "Whoa!" ...

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ROMANCE REPORT - BRADLEY COOPER PURSUING J.LO: "Us Weekly" claims that things are heating up between BRADLEY COOPER and JENNIFER LOPEZ, in part because Bradley is "really trying to woo Jennifer in a big way."

They claim he actually contacted JLo not long after she announced her split from MARC ANTHONY.

"He has been after Jennifer, calling her, for ages," claims the source, while another adds, "They've been talking on the phone and texting a lot." Sources close to J.Lo say Cooper's attention has helped her deal with the end of her marriage. "Considering how depressed she has been since her breakup, it's no surprise that she has finally decided to let him in," said the insider. "For the first time since the split, she is allowing herself to go with the flow."

ROMANCE REPORT - JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND JESSICA BIEL TOGETHER AGAIN: The rumor is JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and JESSICA BIEL are giving their relationship another go. And perhaps they are because Wednesday night (October 19) they were spotted having dinner. With Biel's parents!

SNAPSHOT: This is kind of heartbreaking … PATRICK SWAYZE'S widow was at Madame Tussaud's in Hollywood earlier this week to unveil his new wax figure and she posed with it. Patrick and Lisa had been married 34 years when Patrick died of pancreatic cancer in 2009.

CHARLIE SHEEN SHOWS US HIS PIC: CHARLIE SHEEN has posted a picture of himself holding up a Charlie Sheen Halloween mask. And he wrote, quote, "Got my Halloween costume... All set”


UPDATE - GIULIANA RANCIC UNDERGOES BREAST CANCER SURGERY: E! News host GIULIANA RANCIC, who was recently diagnosed with breast cancer, has undergone a double lumpectomy. In an interview with the “Today” show yesterday, her husband Bill Rancic said she had cancerous growths in both breasts removed and that doctors also removed lymph nodes they believed may have been affected. Bill said, "Giuliana is…doing well at home and recovering -- and I'm adding nurse to my resume. She's having fun with that."

CONRAD MURRAY MANSLAUGHTER TRIAL - PROSECUTION READY TO REST CASE: Propofol expert Dr. Steven Shafer spent his second day on the witness stand yesterday. Shafer blasted the theory that Jackson gave himself the fatal dose of the drug. "People don't wake up...hell-bent to give themselves another dose," he said. "It's a crazy scenario." Shafer is the prosecution's final witness. Murray's defense attorneys are expected to cross-examine him today, and then begin their own case.

ASHLEY JUDD SHOWS US HER TWEETS: If you ever happen to run into ASHLEY JUDD somewhere, don't stare because she's had it with people like you ogling her all the time. “My favorite thing to say to people who stare openly at me: "Get a good look?" reminds them I'm a person, not a curiosity in a display case,” she tweeted. Oh, honey, you haven’t made a movie since the ‘90s. If anyone recognizes you in public you should thank them.