JENNIFER ANISTON ‘HAPPY’ ABOUT BRANGELINA ENGAGEMENT - OR IS SHE???: The press will do anything to pit JENNIFER ANISTON against ANGELINA JOLIE. Hot on the heels of yesterday's confirmation that Angelina and BRAD PITT are engaged to be married, reports claim Jen is “happy” for Brad and Angie.

Aniston is not only okay, she’s delighted with the news. “Jennifer is happy for Brad and Angelina,” said a source. “In a strange way if it weren’t for Angelina, Jennifer would not have connected with Justin [Theroux] in a romantic way,” the source went on. “Jennifer is in a really wonderful place right now. I wouldn’t be surprised if she even went to their wedding.”

But according to E!, who evidently has spoken to a 'Team Jen' pal, "She doesn't care. She really doesn't. She's moved on. People don't want to believe it, but she has."

Let me axe you: Can a person truly be "happy" for an ex-spouse who is about to marry the person that broke up your marriage?

IN DENIAL - MILA KUNIS, ASHTON KUTCHER NOT A COUPLE:Kelso and Jackie are not back together, despite what you may have heard. Former 'That '70s Show' co-stars ASHTON KUTCHER and MILA KUNIS were photographed together over the weekend shopping for furniture, having dinner, and hanging out at Ashton's house leading to all manner of speculation that the one-time on-screen couple are more than just pals in real life.

But a friend of Mila's tells Us Weekly there is "definitely nothing going on" -- and assures us the two are "so not dating. They've been friends for years. But she would never ever."

DEMI MOORE SHOWS US HER TWEETS: DEMI MOORE made her triumphant return to the world of microblogging yesterday!!! Seriously, this 'news' is so big there are not enough exclamation points in the world to illustrate how big a 'news' this is.

After a long hiatus, Demi has reactivated her old Twitter handle @mrskutcher, despite splitting with Mr. Kutcher last November. Moore hit up Twitter Monday night to post a random photo of herself lying in bed, accompanied by the message, quote, "Testing."

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS FOR APRIL 17 – JENNIFER GARNER, ROONEY MARA OF 'THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO' AND MORE

SIMON COWELL GIVES EX HIS OLD MANSION: Back in January, SIMON COWELL called off his engagement to his girlfriend Mezhgan Hussainy.But weep not for Mezhgan. She got one hell of a parting gift from Simon. According to TMZ, her reward for him being such a “hopeless boyfriend” was his old $8 million dollar mansion! Simon apparently felt she quote, "deserved" it for dealing with him and their very public relationship.

This is actually the SECOND time Simon has given an ex a house. When he broke up with Terri Seymour in 2008, he gave HER a $5 million mansion.

RIHANNA SHOWS US HER 'PARTY SPOT': RIHANNA was all over the Cochella Music Festival over the weekend, and based on the photos I’ve seen, had the time of her life. She even tweeted a photo of her ‘party spot’!!! Unfortunately, what she was referring to is just a photo of her sitting on a guy's shoulders ....

Meanwhile ... Remember those reports that RiRi has said that if there's a movie made about WHITNEY HOUSTON'S life, she'd love to play the part? Well, Whitney's mother heard them too, and according to a so-called 'anonymous source' it'll happen ... "Over my dead body!" Cissy supposedly isn't down with the idea because she thinks Rihanna represents everything that went wrong in Whitney's life, i.e: the drugs, drinking, and abusive relationship.

'DANCING' UPDATE – LEVY SITS ATOP THE LEADERBOARD, CHELSIE HIGHTOWER'S NEAR NIP SLIP: GAVIN DEGRAW got the night's lowest score, first was a tie between WILLIAM LEVY and Welsh opera singer KATHERINE JENKINS on last night's “Dancing With the Stars.”

But what everyone is talking about this morning is what is being referred to on the World Wide Web of Hyperbole and Exaggeration as a 'near nip-slip'. Pro dancer CHELSIE HIGHTOWER nearly suffered one when her costume's right shoulder strap starting slipping down towards the end of her performance. She managed to pull it back up during the dance, however, and end on a high note. (VIDEO)

WATCH: CARLOS SANTANA was last night's musical guest. Here's video of him performing 'Evil Ways' ...