GEORGE CLOONEY MADE A PLAY FOR EVA LONGORIA - WHILE STILL WITH STACY KEIBLER: Could you say no to an indecent proposal from GEORGE CLOONEY? Apparently EVA LONGORIA can -- and did!

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According to Us Weekly, Clooney tried to break himself off a piece of  Eva -- while he was still dating STACY KEIBLER! As per what I'm sure is an impeachable source, quote, "[George] told [Eva] that he was still with Stacy, but had plans to break up with her and was interested in being with Eva." Eva is said to have resisted his charms, and Clooney, quote, "continued to pursue her with texts and calls [but] Eva made it clear to him that she would not date or be with him until he was completely single."

Sadly for George, now that he has kicked Keibler to the curb, Eva  is dating one of the former contestants  from the canceled NBC reality show she produced, "Ready For Love".

IN DENIAL - EVA LONGORIA: It turns out the source wasn't as impeachable as originally thought because Eva herself took to Twitter to shoot down the Us Weekly story ...

KIM KARDASHIAN TO DEBUT NEW BOD ON MOM'S SHOW: Apparently there’s a very good, and PR-related, reason we haven’t seen KIM KARDASHIAN since the birth of her daughter on June 15th. According to Us Weekly, she's staying out of the spotlight so she can debut her post-baby body on her mom KRIS JENNER'S daytime talk show. "She wants to show up...and have everyone marvel at how fast she lost the weight," a source tells the tab. Word is Kim has already lost about 20 pounds, but has another 30 to go, and supposedly, “won't leave the house until she's thinner.”

DON'T CALL HIM JAY-Z - CALL HIM JAY Z: This just in ... Breaking news! JAY-Z would like you to know that he has dropped the hyphen from his name and would like for you to refer to him by his proper name from now on; Jay Z. Got it? Jay-Z is now Jay Z. That is all. Carry on.

POLICE REPORT FILED IN ALLEGED JUSTIN BIEBER SPITTING INCIDENT: The club dj who claims JUSTIN BIEBER hocked a loogie in his face has filed a police report against the singer. The report, obtained by TMZ, reads, in part, "The victim stated that the suspect told him that 'His mother was a bitch, his father was a bitch and he is a bitch.'"

"The victim" told police the trouble began on July 13th when Bieber's security team thought he was taking pictures of the Bieb inside an Ohio nightclub. Though he denied it, Justin still allegedly cursed him out and spit on him. So far, no criminal charges have been filed.

CATHERINE ZETA JONES AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR ORAL SEX QUESTIONS: Remember when MICHAEL DOUGLAS suggested that he got his throat cancer from performing oral sex?

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You just know CATHERINE ZETA-JONES was pissed! He never in any way inferred she was the one with the tainted goods, but still, it left the door open for an endless stream of jokes and speculation at her expense. So it's understandable that she wouldn't want to talk about -- and at the "Red 2" premiere earlier this week, she didn't. When asked by one of the entertainment reports, quote, " Have you been mortified that your husband, in some ways, has become the poster boy for the dangers of oral sex?" She replied, quote, "Next question."