FRIENDS WORRY BRIT CAN’T HANDLE VEGAS RESIDENCY: It looks like BRITNEY SPEARS'Las Vegas deal is definitely going to happen. In fact, TMZ reports she’s such a wanted commodity, three Las Vegas properties are in a bidding war to sign her to a residency.

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But friends of the singer don’t think a long-term commitment to Vegas is a good idea, especially since her engagement to Jason Trawick just ended and she just departed X Factor. According to insiders, Britney was so dependent on Jason, they worry she’ll have a hard time adjusting now that she’s on her own. They say she rarely went anywhere without Jason, and on the rare occasions she was seen alone, it was just to get coffee or go shopping near her home.

CARELESS SHARON OSBOURNE FALLS ASLEEP WITH CANDLE BURNING, INJURES HUSBAND OZZY: OZZY OSBOURNE burnt some of his hair off and suffered some injuries trying to put out a fire at his Beverly Hills home early yesterday morning.

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The fire started after wife Sharon left a candle burning through the night and it exploded in its glass vase, setting off a small fire in the living room. Ozzy, who was in a cast after undergoing hand surgery on Wednesday, tried to air out the room while Sharon grabbed water to put out the flames. That, of course, didn't work, since the fire began with an oily candle and oil and water don’t mix. Instead, the flames began to spread and Ozzy's hair got singed.

Sharon talked about the incident on her CBS show "The Talk", saying that, "Ozzy's front of his hair from (his ear down is), gone! His eyebrows (are gone)...he's got like, skinned cheeks." She added, "I apologize to my husband because he put himself out. He made his hand worse. It started to bleed, the whole nine yards, and I'm sorry and I love you and I will never light a candle."

HAS MICHAEL JACKSON MYSTERY OF WHO FATHERED HIS SON BEEN SOLVED?!: The mystery of who fathered MICHAEL JACKSON'S children may have been solved. The Beverly Hills dermatologist who treated MJ appeared to reveal a clue on Facebook.

Arnold Klein posted a pic on Wednesday with the words "Hmmmmm" above an overlay of his drivers license photo and a picture of Jackson’s oldest son, Prince. I gotta tell you, the facial features are strikingly similar. The photo has since been deleted, but as you well know, nothing is truly deleted for good on the Internet. Someone, somewhere took a screen-grab of it. Observe!

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Prince’s mother is Debbie Rowe, who just happened to be a medical assistant in Klein’s office. She's sworn to secrecy, and despite plenty of speculation over the years, Doctor Klein has denied any paternity rumors. Jackson always maintained he was the daddy.

SNAPSHOTS: It's nice to know LADY GAGA is never too busy to sign a female fan's boobies. (PHOTO)

COVER SHOT: KIM KARDASHIAN did a photo shoot for an Arabic magazine. She covered up on the cover, and some things in the pages within, but her cleavage wasn't one of them. (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

On a related note ... KHLOE posted a pic on her official Celebuzz blog from one of the first photo shoots she and her sisters did about 5 years ago. Digging the big hair, y'all!

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CELEBRITIES IN TROUBLE – CHELSEA HANDLER IN HOT WATER OVER MATT LAUER JOKE: Not everyone finds CHELSEA HANDLER funny. Even her bosses aren’t always amused by her. Case in point, The New York Post reports that Comcast, which owns both E! and NBC, wasn’t very happy about a joke she made about AL ROKER’S recent admission that he pooped his pants at the White House.

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The “Chelsea Lately” host joked, “This isn’t the first time a Today show cast member was in the news about this sensitive subject. For years it was common knowledge that Matt Lauer spent every morning shitting all over ANN CURRY.”  Well, execs at the studio were not amused, and a source says, “Chelsea’s writers were warned to lay off Matt.”

JENNIFER LOPEZ'S BOY TOY SHOWS US HER PICS: JLO'S man, Casper Smart, hit up Twitter to introduce us to"the new addition to the family," a boxer they've named Bear. Lopez later took Bear with her to the set of "Jimmy Kimmel Live" where she was scheduled to make an appearance. (PHOTO)