BABY POOP - FIRST PICTURE OF 'DEM BABIES' RELEASED: ABC yesterday released the first glimpse of MARIAH CAREY and NICK CANNON'S twins Moroccan and Monroe, although to see their faces fans will have to tune into 20/20 on Friday.

LOHAN UPDATE

SHOCKING NEWS! LINDSAY LOHAN MAY NOT GO TO JAIL AFTER ALL: Some good news for LINDSAY LOHAN.

She has a status hearing today, and the probation department is reportedly in her corner.

TMZ says the L.A. Probation Department will not recommend the actress be thrown back in jail, because they believe she has met the requirements of her probation.

In a written report, they'll concede she was booted from the Downtown Women's Center for being a no-show nine times, but they point out that she has a year to complete 360 hours of community service. There have also been reports that Lindsay has been skipping out on court-ordered weekly psychiatric appointments,  but TMZ says her shrink is satisfied with how things are going. Not surprisingly, prosecutors at the L.A. City Attorney's Office will reportedly argue that Lindsay violated her probation by being booted from the women's shelter, and that the judge needs to send her back to jail.

'DANCING' UPDATE - CARSON KRESSLEY SENT HOME: Former "Queer Eye" host CARSON KRESSLEY was eliminated on last night's "Dancing With the Stars". DAVID ARQUETTE and soccer-star HOPE SOLO joined Carson in the Bottom Three. You know what that means, America ... CHAZ BONO lives to dance and shake his amazing booty for you one more week!!!

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY LIST FOR WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 19 INCLUDES TY PENNINGTON

GUESS WHO, DON'T SUE - THE MYSTERY BABY DADDY: The Blind Gossip website posted an interesting blind item yesterday centered around a celebrity sex scandal and a mystery baby daddy. (--A 'blind item' is a news story, usually gossip, in which some details of the matter are reported while the identities of the people involved are not revealed.)

Quote: “This married actor had a one-night stand with one of his exes, who’s an actress in an acclaimed TV show. She wound up pregnant. The actor’s wife found out about the baby, and, to no one’s surprise, went completely ballistic. Both the actor and his wife tried every tactic to convince the ex to terminate the pregnancy. despite pressure from all sides, the ex decided to keep the baby. The actor’s marriage is now on the rocks (for another reason). We’re not sure how long everyone can remain quiet about this. It’ll be difficult to keep such a bombshell out of their divorce proceedings, which will likely occur before the year ends.”

Who you got? As always, I have no idea, but I can tell you that the popular guesses on the site so far are Ashton Kutcher and January Jones.

SNAP SHOT: CHRISTINA AGUILERA stepped out Monday night and forgot something: Her pants! She was out on the town in L.A. with boyfriend Matt Rutler in a look that was lacking both pants and makeup. Wait until KELLY OSBOURNE sees this photo!!!

MORE BABY POOP: MARISKA HARGITAY has adopted her second child in six months. The "Law and Order" star and her husband have added a son, Andrew Nicolas Hargitay Hermann, to their burgeoning family.

ALYSSA MILANO SHOWS US HER TWEETS: ALYSSA MILANO apparently has a serious gastrointestinal problem ... Wow. Even mine don't smell *that* bad. Suddenly, Alyssa isn't that sexy to me anymore!