WHAT CHARLIE SHEEN THINKS ABOUT HIS FORMER CO-STARS 'TWO AND A HALF MEN' RANT: Former "Two and a Half Men" star CHARLIE SHEEN has weighed in on the religious, anti-"Two and a Half Men" comments 'Half Man' ANGUS T. JONES made about the show.


Here's what Charlie told "People":  "With Angus's Hale-Bopp-like meltdown, it's radically clear to me that the show is cursed." (I'll save you the time and effort of Googling it: "Hale-Bopp" is a reference to the Heaven's Gate cult, which committed mass suicide in 1997 so their spirits could board an alien ship they believed was following the Hale-Bopp comet.)

Meanwhile ... "Two and a Half Men" co-creator CHUCK LORRE himself kinda-sorta addressed Jones' disparaging remarks in one of those "vanity cards" at the end of "Mike & Molly" the other night. I say kinda-sorta because he didn't mention Angus by name. Instead, Lorre wrote about how religious people perceive the world.

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'HALF MAN' ANGUS T. JONES APOLOGIZES - KIND OF: ANGUS T. JONES, who plays Jake on "Two and a Half Men", has released a statement in the wake of his religious, anti-show rant. In it he says he's sorry if his comments came across as disrespectful or unappreciative, that he's "grateful to, and [has] the highest regard and respect for all of the wonderful people on 'Two and Half Men'", and thanked Chuck Lorre and CBS "for the opportunity they have given and continue to give me." That being said, it doesn't seem like he plans to take any of it back, and presumably still thinks the show is "filth" and the work of Satan.

BABY POOP - IS JESSICA SIMPSON PREGNANT AGAIN?!: "It definitely wasn't planned. But yes, Jessica is pregnant again." That’s what a source tells Us Weekly.

Jessica's rep had no comment, but if true, that means she done got knocked up SEVEN MONTHS after giving birth to daughter Maxwell. And after losing a reported 60 pounds! How it’ll affect her $3 million deal with Weight Watchers remains to be seen too.

SHAKIRA SHOWS US HER PICS: SHAKIRA is enjoying being pregnant. I know this because she posted a photo of herself, her boyfriend and her Buddah belly on Facebook, along with the caption, "I could have another 9 months like this!"


'DANCING: ALL STAR' WINNER CROWNED: "Dancing With the Stars" picked its newest champion last night. And the mirror ball trophy goes to ... MELISSA RYCROFT! SHAWN JOHNSON came in second. Melissa came in third on Season 8 when Shawn was the champion.

CELERITY COURT - HALLE BERRY'S EX RESTRAINING ORDER STAYS IN PLACE: HALLE BERRY'S baby daddy struck out in his attempt to have a restraining order removed so he could visit with their daughter Nahla. GABRIEL AUBRY went to court yesterday to ask for the cancellation of the order, which was issued after his brawl/beatdown with Berry's fiance OLIVIER MARTINEZ, but a judge said no dice and kept it in effect until Monday. The order prohibits Gabriel from going within 100 yards of Nahla, Olivier or Halle.

IN DENIAL - KELLY CLARKSON: KELLY CLARKSON is not a happy camper. The UK tabloid Mirror Sunday Celebs featured Kelly on its cover with a quote that reads: “No one on the planet should be as famous as me,” and Clarkson is pissed saying she was misquoted.

“I love when people take what you say and twist it to make you sound obnoxious and arrogant.” Clarkson said. Kelly added that the quotes were lifted out of context after they asked about fame and she replied that she had, quote, “no desire to be as famous as Britney or Madonna. I said that kind of fame was too much for any person and I’m happy where I’m at in my career." She then added sarcatically, "Nice job Mirror.”

THAT 70’S SHOW ACTRESS ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT: Former "That 70’s Show" actress Lisa Robin Kelly was arrested again. According to TMZ, the 42-year-old was busted for assaulting a man in North Carolina, who was identified as her husband.

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Back in March, Kelly -- who played Eric Foreman’s sister on the show -- was busted for spousal abuse, but the charges were eventually dropped. She was also arrested for DUI back in 2010. Check out her FRIGHTENING mugshots from all three incidents ...

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