ASHTON KUTCHER DENIES AFFAIR RUMORS - PHOTOS EMERGE: ASHTON KUTCHER hit up Twitter yesterday to respond to rumors he cheated on wife DEMI MOORE.

The 'Two and a Half Men' star posted a link to Public Enemy's "Don't Believe the Hype" and wrote that we shouldn't "assume to know that which you know nothing of."

The Latest Hype We're Not to Believe ... are photos of Ashton with a woman who bares a striking resemblance to Sara Leal, the 23-year-old whom the gossip sit The Dirty claims he hooked up with on Sept. 24, taken a full 3 months before the reported San Diego fling.

One of the photos taken on June 1 shows Kutcher leaving the Roosevelt Hotel with friends and a woman who looks like Leal. The other shows Kutcher behind the wheel of his car with the same woman in the backseat ...

Meanwhile, in the least surprising news related to this scandal ... the alleged mistress is trying to cash in on her alleged fling.  Word is she wants $250,000, but nobodies willing to pay that much. In the meantime, she has supposedly reached out to Ashton's people looking for a payoff to keep her from talking.

And finally ... Demi tweeted this picture of herself a couple of days ago with the caption "I see through you."

Does it mean anything? And if it does, is it directed towards Ashton or Sara Leal? What are you looking at me for, I don't know! Those questions were rhetorical!

'DANCING' COULD BE TRUE BUT PROBABLY CRAP - ROB KARDASHIAN ALLEGES ON SET AFFAIRS: It seems every "Dancing with the Stars" season includes one of the celebrities and their professional partner hooking up.

Yesterday, ROB KARDASHIAN said that's already happening this season. Quote, "I know some of the couples on the show, some of the celebrities that are married that are having an affair with their partner." But he didn't say which ones, leaving it up to us to speculate. So lets ...

Ok, it can't be Rob, since he's not married. Same goes for Kristin Cavallari, Hope Solo, Ricki Lake, and Chaz Bono. It can't be Carson Kressley because he thinks girls are icky.

David Arquette is technically married but he has a new girlfriend. That leaves us with Chynna Phillips or Nancy Grace. We Report, You Decide. But I personally think Rob is just yanking our chain.


MICHAEL JACKSON MADNESS - CONRAD MURRAY TRIAL DAY 3: DR. CONRAD MURRAY'S manslaughter trial continued yesterday with one of MICHAEL JACKSON'S security guards testifying that Murray instructed him to put vials of propofol into a bag before calling 911.

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GENE SIMMONS TO MAKE THE BIG MISTAKE SATURDAY: Tomorrow at 5:30 p.m. Pacific Time, the world will either come to an end or you will hear a piercing scream as GENE SIMMONS does something he vowed he would never do -- get married.

He will say "I do" for the first time to SHANNON TWEED, his girlfriend of 28 years and the mother of his two children, at the Beverly Hills Hotel in Beverly Hills, California.

Simmons has always spoken out against marriage, saying, "It doesn't work. The biggest cause of divorce is marriage", but changed his mind after Shannon threatened to leave him over his womanizing ways. Even though you nor I were invited, we'll still get to see all the highlights on the October 19th episode of Gene Simmons Family Jewels on A&E.

HOLLY MADISON INSURES HER BOOBS: HUGH HEFNER'S ex and former "Girls Next Door" cast mate, HOLLY MADISON, has taken out a one million-dollar insurance policy on what she considers her best assets -- her surgically enhanced girls. She says she did it because, quote,"They're my primary money-makers right now."

IS JOHN TRAVOLTA A TIME TRAVELER???!!!: First NICOLAS CAGE was accused of being a vampire. Now JOHN TRAVOLTA is suspected of traveling through time. The so-called evidence is a photo from the 1860s that features a man who looks like the ‘Grease’ star. In the auction's description, the seller writes, "For those of you who don't know, John Travolta is a Scientologist and many Scientologists believe in a type of reincarnation. Of course, time travel can't be ruled out as well." The asking price? $50,000.


RELATED: Can you believe this??? Some people in Brazil actually want GISELE BUNDCHEN to cover up!!! A government agency in Brazil wants lingerie ads featuring Tom Brady's baby-mamma taken off the air because they feel it reinforces stereotypes of women as sex objects.

BABY POOP: A make-up free PINK was spotted doting all over daughter Willow Sage while waiting on her chauffeured car in NYC yesterday ...

2. MIKE MYERS and his wife, Kelly Tisdale, have welcomed their first child together. A boy they’ve named Spike.