COULD BE TRUE BUT PROBABLY CRAP - DOES LINDSAY HAVE THE HOTS FOR PARIS???!!!: Perhaps you've heard that LINDSAY LOHAN and PARIS HILTON settled their years old beef and are friends again, but is Lindsay hoping it leads to MORE than just friends???

According to the "National Enquirer", she is!!! Their source says Linds has a huge crush on Paris and is totally hoping their rekindled friendship leads to more than just platonic friends. Adds the source, quote, "Lindsay gets really giggly and bashful around Paris, and she's constantly flirting with her. Paris is a natural flirt as well, and the rekindled relationship has raised eyebrows throughout Hollywood.

So is Paris down with going where Sam Ronson used to go? "It's unlikely Paris would be interested in anything more than a friendship, but she loves being the object of affection and attention."

WATCH ANN HATHAWAY RAP 'IN THE STYLE OF LIL WAYNE': ANNE HATHAWAY was on "Conan" last night, and busted out her rapping skills. Watch the new Catwoman spit some mad rhymes about the paparazzi, quote, "in the style of Lil Wayne" ...

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY LIST FOR WEDNESDAY AUGUST 17 INCLUDES ROBERT DE NIRO AND SEAN PENN

MARIAH AND MADONNA - TWO OF THE WORST CELEBRITY TIPPERS: We all like to hear heart-warming stories about celebrity generosity, right? Well, this is not one of them. This story is about celebs who act more like Scrooge!!!

The Miami New Times compiled a list of the world's worst celebrity tippers and MARIAH CAREY in on it.

Carey is cited for consistently stiffing wait staff on big-buck bills. BARBRA STREISAND gets called out for leaving a $10 tip on a bill of over $450, and MADONNA gets put on blast for leaving an $18 gratuity on a $400 check. But none of them are as bad as USHER. Usher once left his autograph as a tip.

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COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP - WHY JESSICA SIMPSON IS IN NO RUSH TO THE ALTAR: JESSICA SIMPSON has yet to reveal the date of her wedding, and "In Touch Weekly" claims she's dragging her feet because she's having a hard time shedding for the wedding.

A friend tells the tab her weight problem comes from the stress of running her fashion empire and trying to plan a wedding at the same time. Another sign the wedding won't be happening anytime soon comes from sources at "People" Magazine and "Us Weekly" who say they haven't been contacted about holding a cover for a wedding date, nor about bidding for photos. Tabloid insiders are betting that, if there's a wedding at all, it won't be until next year.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA SHOWS US HER PICS: CHRISTINA AGUILERA tweeted this photo of herself and ADELE backstage at Adele's show in L.A. Monday night.

She captioned the pic: “Me & Adele. ‘Someone Like You’ is my favorite! Beautiful to see all her fans sing it tonight! ; ) love u Adele.”

SNOOKIE SHOWS US HER TWEETS - NO 'DWTS': Contrary to rumors, "Jersey Shore" midget SNOOKI will not be a part of this fall's "Dancing With the Stars" cast.

Snooks tweeted yesterday, "I love watching Dancing with the Stars but I am not a part of the cast ! Sorry Tweedos."

REASON #376 WHY IT'S GOOD TO BE BRAD PITT: BRAD PITT is a big time Hollywood Superstar, so it should come as no surprise that he travels in style, and riding the rails is no exception.

Pitt hired out a train to take more than 350 folks -- including his family and the "World War Z" crew -- from London to Glasgow, where the movie is filming next.

An onlooker said, "Brad was in one car with some of the kids and Angelina was in another with the others. [The kids] were all smiling and looked really happy, but then I suppose it's not every day that a kid gets to have their own train to play with!"

NSFW LINK - A KIM KARDASHIAN KAMELTOE: KIM KARDASHIAN + tight workout stretch pants = a May Not Be Safe For Work peek of Kim's va-jay jay wedgie.

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BABY POOP: KEVIN FEDERLINE has reproduced again. It's a girl for K-Fed and his girlfriend. Jordan Kay is K-Fed's fifth child!!! (Two sons with Britney Spears and a son and daughter with Shar Jackson.)

I'm begging you state of California sterilize Kevin Federline!!! How many more Federlines does this world need? He's only 33, you know. His manliness will be potent for many more years to come!!!

2. Neal McDonough (Captain America: The First Avenger) and his wife have welcomed their fourth child, daughter Clover Elizabeth.

NSFW LINK - SEAL IN A SPEEDO: One of yesterday's links was a photo of a topless HEIDI KLUM. Today I give you a May Not Be Safe for Work pic of her husband SEAL in a Speedo! Survey says: I feel so inadequate.Insert Sad Trombone sound here.