ANNE HATHAWAY'S NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE - NEARLY SWEPT OUT TO SEA: ANNE HATHAWAY stared death in the face Wednesday while on vacation in Hawaii. According to London's Daily Mail, Anne had gone for a swim in the ocean and was suddenly pulled in by a rip current. Fortunately, a surfer saw she was in distress and brought her back to shore. (PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

But in the process of almost dying, Anne cut her foot on a reef or something, so her husband Adams had to tend to her injury. This is how much he loves her; before Adam put a bandage on Anne’s foot, he sucked the sand out so it wouldn’t get infected. Now that's amore! Check out the photographic evidence of the toe-sucking: (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

LOHAN LUNACY - LINDSAY FRUSTRATED AND INFURIATED OPRAH: Whenever someone hires LINDSAY LOHAN, they know how difficult she is to work with but are apparently under the assumption that this time it's going to be different. Even OPRAH believed that. And shockingly, Lindsay let her down.

Last year, O gave Lindsay an eight-episode reality show on her OWN network, reportedly in exchange for getting Lohan's first post-rehab interview. Sources tell the New York Daily News Lindsay’s behavior is causing problems on her OWN reality show and producers are worried it won’t be finished on time. “She never does what she says she is going to do. She cancels all the time and is highly erratic,” says an insider.

In a preview that was recently shown to TV critics, Oprah reportedly slammed Lindsay after being advised she was refusing to take part in a scheduled day of filming. “This is exactly what everybody said was going to happen and I believed differently,” says Oprah. “She doesn’t understand. This is her life – you think you have forever.” The show, titled Lindsay, is scheduled to premiere March 9th.

WHITNEY HOUSTON'S DAUGHTER MARRIES: BOBBI KRISTINA BROWN announced on Twitter yesterday that she and Nick Gordon are "happily married." The 20-year-old daughter of the late WHITNEY HOUSTON Tweeted a photo of her and Nick's wedding rings and hashtagged it 'so in love' (PHOTO)

Although it's widely believed that Nick is her adopted brother, Bobbi wrote on her Facebook page last July that she and Gordon were not "real brother and sister, nor is he my adoptive brother" adding "My mom never adopted him."

SNAP SHOTS - BEY AND JAY CLOSE DOWN ZOO FOR BLUE IVY’S BIRTHDAY BASH: BEYONCE and JAY Z celebrated Blue Ivy’s second birthday on Tuesday along side orangutans, kangaroos and penguins. Blue’s special day took place at the Jungle Island bird sanctuary inside the Miami Zoo, which Bey-Z rented out for the day. (PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

KIM KARDASHIAN SHOWS US HER (THROWBACK) PICS: KIM KARDASHIAN posted a back-in-the-day photo on her Instagram account of herself with teen bestie NICOLE RICHIE. "@nicolerichie and I being oh so cool at 13 years old," she captioned the pic.

In other Kardashian Knews ... Now that the marriage is officially over, KHLOE KARDASHIAN and LAMAR ODOM’S former love nest is officially on the market. If you’ve got an extra $5-point-499 million bucks lying around, you can have what is being described as a, “breathtaking Mediterranean villa within the estates section of guard-gated Mulholland Park.” The seven-bedroom, eight-bath home also has a “stunning pool with cascading water features, fire pits and spa.” (PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

'DANCE MOMS' DRAMA - MOM ASSAULTS INSTRUCTOR ABBEY LEE: If you watch “Dance Moms,” you know dance instructor Abby Lee Miller isn’t exactly loveable. In fact, the only people less sympathetic than Miller are the moms.

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According to TMZ one such nasty stage mom finally snapped and attacked Abby Lee. Kelly Hyland was booked back in November for assault and harassment toward the dance teacher but word is just leaking out now. TMZ claims it went down after Abby went in search of new kids, and Kelly felt her kids were being looked over, so when she brought one of the new girls by the studio, Kelly “freaked out,” eventually pulling Abby’s hair. No charges were filed, but no worries, it was all caught on camera.