SCARLETT JOHANSSON IN DENIAL: SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S rep is denying his client has been fetused by SEAN PENN or anyone else. Tongues started wagging - including Tricia's - after pictures of ScarJo out jogging and looking more curvaceous than usual hit the 'net yesterday.

"Scarlett is not pregnant," her spokesperson said in a statement. "It's simply the placement of her shirt that is misleading. She's been training for The Avengers for over four months and is in the best shape of her life."

Ok, Let Me Axe You: Whaddaya think? Fit, Fetused, or Fat?

THE KARINA SMIRNOFF PLAYBOY COVER: I'm sure you've seen or heard that "Dancing with the Stars" pro dancer KARINA SMIRNOFF took it all off for the pages of "Playboy."  Today, thanks to "Entertainment Tonight", you get this first look at the cover ...

On stands Friday, the May issue features Karina wearing seductive black-string lingerie that reveals even more from behind. In other shots, she dances with red ribbon covering her legs – and little else.

Ok, Let Me Axe You:  Which one of the guys would you like to see bare all??? Maksim? Derek Hough? Mark Ballas? Do tell.

In other Dancing news ... Boxer SUGAR RAY LEONARD was sent home last night.

RELATED: Mike and Tricia's Interview with Dancings Ana Trebunskaya

COVER SHOT: MARIAH CAREY and NICK CANNON on the cover of OK UK! Naked. And, yes, Nick's hands are on Mariah's boobs!!! Scandelous!!!

TODAY'S CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS: Remember Little Ricky Shroder???!!! He's 41 today. See who else is blowing out birthday candles today HERE.

WHO DAT??? ...

It's JESSICA ALBA with STEVE BUSCEMI eyes! Sexy, huh?

Click HERE to see other female celebrities with Steve Buscemi's red, droopy eyes Photoshoped onto their faces. You won't be disappointed! Creeped out is a possibility, though.

[VIDEO] THE BRITNEY vs BRITNEY DANCE OFF: There's a video making the rounds today featuring clips of BRITNEY SPEARS dancing on stage from her “pre-head shaving” days to now. You'll notice the 'Femme Fatale' has lost a step or two over the last few years.

Watch it now.

QUOTE/UNQUOTE: "I like wearing pretty dresses and I like trying out new styles, but I don't feel comfortable taking my clothes off." -- TAYLOR SWIFT in an interview with Britain's "The Telegraph" on being asked to pose naked. Well then, she must hate all the time she spends in my imagination! Hi-Yo!!!

"I wouldn't wear tiny amounts of clothing in my real life," she adds, "so I don't think it's necessary to wear that stuff in photo shoots."

But there IS evidence she can rock "tiny amounts of clothing", such as this picture of Taylor on her Caribbean vacation last year someone in her entrouge Tweeted this past February ...