Mike’s the Stupid News: Hit man falls in Love with Target. Fakes Her Death with Ketchup [PHOTO]

LOVE NEVER DIES: Brazilian housewife Maria Somoes suspected her husband was having an affair with a woman named Iranildes Araujo and was understandably furious. So she hired a hit man named Carlos Roberto de Jesus to put an end to it by putting an end to her. But when Carlos saw Iranildes, it was love at first sight. After coming clean with her, they decided to stage her death by covering her body in kethcup, then taking a photo and sending it to Maria.

Unfortunately for the two love birds, Maria spotted them together around town a few days later and went to the police to complain that Carlos had stolen the money from her. The police put one and one together and now everyone has been arrested.