Here’s How Much You’ll Have to Spend on Valentine’s Day to Get You Some
February 13, 2013 9:10 AM 
Hey fellas, getting a little something-something on the Holiest of All Romantic Days is going to cost you.
Big.
A new survey has concluded exactly how much you’ll need to spend this Valentine’s Day if you want the evening to end with you getting your swerve on.
– If you’re single, your Valentine’s Day date will cost you an average of $257. That covers dinner, drinks, and whatever else you feel you need to do before the woman you’re with feels like you’ve earned a Valentine’s Day shag.
–If you’re married, count on spending about $203, mostly in gifts, to make sure your night doesn’t end with her uttering the phrase, “I really want to but I’m so tired. Let’s do it this weekend, okay?”
–And, finally, if you’re in a long term relationship but not married, you make out better than the rest of us poor saps. You only need to spend $180 on dinner and a gift to reap your reward of “we’re not bored with each others bodies yet” sex.
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