Well, ladies and gents, it's that time of year, when everyone is talking about Super Bowl commercials, chile con queso, football, and FOOD!  I wanna eat and eat and eat, but I have to watch something other than the pigskin sooooooooo you can WATCH numerous "bowls" and "marathons!"

First, lets talk about the ALTERNATIVE BOWLS!

  • Puppy Bowl XIII (930 a.m.-MIDNIGHT) Animal Planet
  • Kitten Bowl IV (10 a.m.-7 p.m.) Hallmark Channel
  • Fish Bowl IV (2 p.m.-7 p.m.) Nat Geo Wild

Second, we have TV marathons!

  • The Walking Dead (6 a.m.-2 a.m.) AMC
  • Star Trek (10 a.m.-MIDNIGHT) BBC America
  • The Real Housewives of Atlanta (1 p.m.-9 p.m.) Bravo
  • CSI: Miami (8 a.m-3 a.m.) WE
  • Snapped (6 a.m.-1 a.m.) Oxygen
  • Meet the Browns (NOON-6 p.m.) BET
  • American Pickers (2 p.m.-2 a.m.) History
  • Hoarders (2 p.m.-1 a.m.) A&E
  • Ghost Wisperer (11 a.m.-8 p.m.) POP
  • Family Feud (4 p.m.-11 p.m.) GSN
  • Texas Flip N Move (5 a.m.-2 a.m.) DIY
  • South Park (2:30 p.m.-10 p.m.) Comedy Central
  • Golden Girls (6 a.m.-2 p.m.) TV Land
  • Law & Order: SVU (8 a.m.-9 p.m.) USA
  • Friends (6 a.m.-4 p.m.) tbs
  • Rock of Love (Now-monday 4 a.m.) VH1
  • Undercover Boss (Noon-1 a.m.) OWN
  • A Haunting (7 a.m.-1 a.m.) Destination America
  • Cops (9 a.m.-11 p.m.) Spike
  • Impractical Jokers (8 a.m.-2 a.m.) tru TV
  • White Collar (7 a.m.-11 p.m.) ion TV

Third, MOVIES!

  • Naked Gun 1-3 (9 a.m.-3pm) Sundance TV
  • The Omen 1-4 (5 a.m.-7:30 p.m.) IFC
  • Harry Potter (5 a.m.-10 p.m.) FreeForm
  • Beethoven 1-7 (9:25-7 p.m.) movieplex