DENNY'S PATTY MELT PUTS KFC DOUBLE DOWN TO SHAME: Denny's has officially unveiled their new Mac 'n Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt. And it’s one mouth watering gut-buster! The patty melt, made up of a burger and cheddar cheese topped with Macaroni and Cheese and served with a side of fries, checks in at 1,690 calories!!! The sound you hear are your arteries hardening.

You can even order it with, quote, "extra ooze" … a/k/a even MORE CHEESE!!!  Disgusted or intrigued? I think Homer Simpson put it best ...