Haunted Houses You’ll Want to Avoid This Halloween
Haunted houses? No thanks, I can't even stand the suspense of using a toaster. But not everyone is as big a chicken as I am.
If your cajones are bigger than mine and you plan to check out one of the area haunted houses, haunted trails, or haunted whatever this Halloween, what you want to find is one that will make you scream hysterically as you run away from the creepy clown that lurks in your path.
You'll want to avoid one that has any of the following on this list of Signs You Chose a Lame Haunted House: