Birthday girl, Jessica Simpson, is a new mom, and a business mogul, and it's safe to say she hasn't been celebrated for her smarts, something I think is a true injustice....

When we first got to know Jess, it was in her 'Nick and Jessica: Newlyweds' days.  We all know about the infamous 'chicken or fish' conversation that had Nick possibly wondering to himself, "Lord, what the hell have I gotten myself into?":

True, she's a bit of a ditz, but in this clip, she does ask a question that we call relate to at the 2:45 mark, and at the 4:37 mark, her keen observation cuts to the heart of daily living...

See?  Now, don't you feel bad that you, and I, have been so hard on this poor, misunderstood girl?  I know I do, and I plan on eating a tuna fish sandwich in her honor today.

Or is it chicken?