Funny Photo: El Paso Customs Sign Holder Returns
The Customs and Border Protection agent whose job is to hold up Custom’s logo whenever a big bust is made is baaaack! When we first met the sign-holder, he was hiding behind the logo after a bust involving 50 grand hidden in a box of laundry detergent was made at the Bridge of the Americas.
This time, he’s not as shy, showing us his whole arm! And the big contraband bust? Undocumented Queso! Shake your head from side to side all you want, but undocumented cheese will not be tolerated. Illegal street cheese can be lethal … to the lactose intolerant. So leave your contraband asadero in Mexico, cuz if you get caught it’s Nacho cheese. Get it? Not your cheese. Ha! I keel me.