Finding a Color to Match Your Personality
Would you describe yourself as one that shines bright like Jupiter and Mars? If so, I expect to see you at the 3rd annual Neon Paint Party this Saturday at Wet-N-Wild from 7pm – 2am! But before you head out the door decked out in your all-white gear, take careful consideration into which neon paint color you will be sporting for the evening.
Your color choice is crucial, for it sends a clear message regarding your vibrant personality (or lack thereof) to the rest of the attendees. Now you may be asking yourself, “How does one pinpoint a color to match my persona?” Well have no fear, for Intern Jules in here. I have listed the 6 most common neon colors that you will come across at any paint party extravaganza with a description as to what these colors say about your fabulous self.
You aren’t annoying, I can wholeheartedly assure you. Rather, you are the life of the party for your group of friends. Essentially, the party doesn’t start until you walk in. The most amazing part about your personality is your zest for living. Jumping out of airplanes and wrestling with sharks is your dream, and you won’t let anyone come in the way. Instead of waiting for others to provide you with direction, you take charge and assert your “ferociocity” (the combination of ferociousness and fabulosity). Thus, you can walk into any room with the most random group of people and emerge as friends with everyone. Your family would definitely describe you as a fun, ferocious, and fierce breath of fresh air with a bold and beautiful soul.
Your favorite actress is most likely Molly Ringwald and your best friend’s name (if not nickname) is Duckie. Now, if you didn’t get the Pretty in Pink reference then I can assure you with the utmost certainty that pink is not your color. Most people would describe you as an extremely loving person with a heart of gold. You always place your friends and family first and never stop searching for ways to better the lives of others. Your favorite pastime consists of long, luxurious bubble baths while listening to the latest Michael Bublé album, and whatever the occasion, you never fail to exhibit your calm and soothing personality. While most people would rather spend their time caught in the hustle and bustle of a big city, your ideal getaway spot is a private villa tucked away in the quiet Tuscan countryside.
Yes, Cerulean. You are an easy, go with the flow type of guy or gal. Your calming and restful mindset make you the Buddha of your friend group. Have you ever wondered why everyone seems to flock to you for advice? Yup, that’s why. You are highly intelligent, yet your humble personality never fails to shine through. That’s exactly why your very own Fairy Godmother is Meryl Streep! You enjoy sipping piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, and you secretly wish that Nicholas Sparks directed your life. People most often associate you with trust, serenity, and efficiency, but it is your patience and perseverance that will take you to the deep end of the ocean.
You live your life by the enlightened words of the great Nelly Furtado, “I’m like a bird, I only fly away.” As the risk taker and daredevil of your group, you never cease to unearth every crevice and always find adventure wherever you go. Essentially, you want to be the very best that no one ever was. Your free-spirited nature automatically inspires others, encouraging them to be equally as thrill-seeking. You would most likely associate yourself with Russell from Disney Pixar’s “Up”. After all, he was a Wilderness Explorer destined to explore the world…just like you! Back in high school, you were most likely that guy or gal who was the first on the dance floor at your senior prom, and it was your killer dance moves that got everyone else moving and grooving.
Well aren’t you just a little pocketful of sunshine? I’m fairly certain that your superlative back in high school was Miss/Mr. Congeniality since you made it a point to befriend everyone (and I mean everyone). You’ve also probably been asked how it is that you maintain your perfect smile 24/7 or your flawless complexion, but in the grand scheme of things does it really matter? You’re on the right track baby, you were born this way. In addition, your peppy spirit makes you eager to assume control of any situation and assert yourself as the leader of the pack. You automatically break down crying at the sight of a sunset, yet it is this overly dramatic aspect of your personality that livens up the atmosphere. Happy go lucky, knock on wood? Yup, that’s you!
Your spirit animal is a panda bear, for you embody its tranquil soul. I know, a panda bear isn’t the most exciting animal in the kingdom, but it certainly does work that bamboo stick! In the exact same way, you too demonstrate the ability to work that updo and own that ponytail. Although you are more conservative in nature, you did break from tradition that time you skipped school on your senior ditch day (approved by administration). You are the peacekeeper within your friend group and can never quite understand why everyone just can’t get along like you used to in middle school. Solution: bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles! You enjoy long walks on the beach, traveling, and spending a little too much time on the internet researching the cheesiest quotes to use for your next Facebook profile photo.