Hey, y'all, did you hear? Eminem is so tired of the big city life he's loading up his ride and moving to El Paso.

No, really, that's the word on the street.

According to the online site KUPR 7 News, the rap superstar is “tired of the L.A. lifestyle” so his plan is to Netflix and chill right here in El Paso.

Here's what he's quoted as saying to some unnamed magazine:

"I’ve been to El Paso a couple of times over the years and the people there are real… they’re genuine, and yeah every community has its problems but the people there are good, decent people and they care about their community. Those are the things I find most important in deciding where to live”

That is so cool, huh?

Yeah, except that it's not true. The source is a so-called “fantasy news site” that publishes “satire or pure fantasy.” Translation: they're all about the fake news.

In fact, they've been recycling the same such-and-such celebrity is moving to some out-of-the-way city story for years. So, no, you won't be running into Em at Chico's Tacos anytime soon.

Awww, it's too bad. He and Matthew McConaughey could have been neighbors.