Men's Health Magazine just named us one of the least ripped cities in America. The men’s magazine looked at the top 100 largest cities in the nation and took into account the number of gyms, trainers, and certified strength and conditioning specialist per capita and determined that men in El Paso would rather lift a fork than lift.

Only Corpus Christi, TX, Detroit, MI, and Memphis, TN were deemed less swole than us.

Look, I'm aware the majority of us around here aren't exactly model material and the only thing that gets ripped are jeans but, come on, we live in the Mexican Food Capital of the World! Anyway, I am in shape. Round is a shape, isn't it?