Duke Keith And The Case Of The Gratuitous PopTart!

We get up mighty early here at Mike and Tricia Mornings - so do the goofballs at our sister station, KLAQ.  They aren't as funny as Mike and I are - they specialize in over-the-top craziness, but this morning, things almost got out of hand!

You see, Mike likes PopTarts.  He usually eats a couple every morning before we go on the air, but apparently this morning he only needed one.  He left the other one unattended, a dangerous thing in a building with that notorious sweets monster, Duke Keith! 

Well, I was walking down the hall just a minute ago and I heard some suspicious rustling coming from the KISS office.  As I crept closer and closer to the doorway, I heard someone saying "yummy for my tummy", then I got my phone ready and snapped this picture:

I had to wrestle the delicious Tart out of Duke's hand, and let me tell you, that's not an easy thing to do!  Dejected and Tartless, Duke grumbled as he walked out of our office, "Tell Mike he should know better than to leave gratuitous PopTarts laying around!"  

So, Michael, this is your one and only warning.  I had to beat Duke off with a stick to keep him from grabbing your Tart.  I don't know if I can manage that again next time!