I admit I've gotten my drink on a time or two, but never have my beer goggles resulted in me wanting to do the sexy time with an inanimate object. That can't be said of 45-year-old Paul Bennett of Manchester, England, who reportedly had his way with a mailbox.

According to an eyewitness, a clearly fubar Bennet was wandering around an outdoor shopping mall in broad daylight when he rolled up on what I can only assume was one sexy mailbox, because one onlooker said he started making sexual advances toward the mailbox and then proceeded to pull down his pants and started grinding all up on it.

Sex with a mailbox was apparently everything he dreamed of, because Bennett was seen holding his hands in the air and shouting “wow!” Someone called the cops, who got there in time to find him exposing himself and swinging on a lamppost. He was arrested, and charged with indecent exposure.

In case you're wondering what kind of a man can't resist something as provocative and eye catching as a red mailbox, click HERE to meet the man, the myth, the legend that is Paul Bennet -- mailbox molester!