If dogs could talk I'm pretty sure they would tell humankind to stop dressing them up as honey bees, pumpkins, and Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders for our amusement.

Right after they buried their nose in your crotch, of course.

As adorable as they look in their cutesy Halloween costumes, I'm convinced the majority of them find it humiliating and would like nothing more than for us to kindly knock it off.

Sure they spend an inordinate amount of time licking themselves, and, yes, they drink out of toilet bowls and sometimes even eat their own poop, but does that mean they don't deserve to keep what little dignity they have left?

That being said, the Youtube channel Funny Pets recently posted this adorable video montage of costumed canines. Enjoy.

Oh, and by the way, if they could talk I'm also sure they'd tell us that they are the good boy, and to please stop asking.