Disney and Universal Lovers Can Now Fly El Paso to Orlando with Just a $50 Bill
If you haven’t been to Disney World in Orlando, Fla., the chief problem is probably the price, right? It’s ain’t cheap to ‘get your mouse on’ in this day and age. You do know that we’ve been trying for years to get you to Disney without taking a vacuum nozzle to your wallet, so we thought we’d toss you this neat tidbit.
Allegiant Air announced this week that they’re now doing non-stop flights to Orlando from the Sun City starting at only $49. Now — let me be clear — they won’t let you into the gates at Universal Studios for free once you’re there, and you can’t sleep in the EPCOT Center until you flash some greenbacks, BUT a $50 flight is nothing to sneeze at.
Also, yeah, these are one-way flights we’re talking about here. But, c’mon, man — you could be on the Incredible Hulk Coaster, leaning over to whisper to some dumb sap who just finished maxing out his credit card: “It only costs me $49 bucks to get here.” Whee!