Dirt: Two Words – Charlie Sheen & The XXTina Mug Shot
CHARLIE’S SHEEN-ANIGANS: CHARLIE SHEEN temporarily lost custody of his twin sons yesterday, after ex-wife BROOKE MUELLER submitted a declaration to the court in which she claimed Charlie threatened her life. TMZ reports Brooke alleges Charlie told her would, quote, “cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom.”
Brooke was also granted a temporary restraining order forbidding him from getting within 100 yards of her, and she was given custody of their kids. RadarOnline has EXCLUSIVE video of a “defiant” Charlie surrendering his children to authorities HERE.
2.) Charlie – who’s been blitzing the media with rambling, sometimes HI-LARIOUS interviews – has now added Twitter to his arsenal. His first tweet proclaimed, “Winning! Choose your vice,” and included a picture of himself in a kitchen with one of his “goddesses” (–porn star Bree Olson.)
Sheen started the slamming on his second tweet: “Just got invited to do the Nancy Grace Show. I’d rather go on a long road trip with Chuck Lorre in a ’75 Pacer.” (–Lorre is the “Two and a Half Men” producer he’s fueding with)
He then responded to Brooke getting custody of the children, writing, “My sons are fine…My path is now clear…Defeat is not an option!”
3.) Last night, we got the hour-long 20/20 interview with Charlie Sheen. Here are some of the choice cuts…Why He Likes Porn Stars: “It’s exciting, it’s fun, because you already know what you’re getting before you meet them. They’re the best at what they do. I’m the best at what I do. It’s on.”
His Erratic Behavior: “You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like dude, can’t handle it, unplug this bastard. It fires in a way that is, I don’t know, maybe not from this terrestrial realm. When you’ve got tiger blood and Adonis DNA, it’s like, get with the program dude.”
4.) “The Huffington Post” put together a great two-minute montage of Charlie’s best lines from the past week …
THE CHRISTINA AGUILERA MUG SHOT: Weeks after CHRISTINA AGUILERA screwed up the national anthem at the Super Bowl and then fell on stage at the Grammys – she went and got herself arrested.
As we reported late yesterday morning, Christina’s boyfriend was pulled over and charged with DUI Tuesday morning. Christina was jailed because, according to a spokesman for the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department, she couldn’t stand up on her own, she didn’t know where she was and she didn’t know her own address. Police say they “have no desire to prosecute” her. In fact, they really only booked her to give her a chance to sober up.
And because she’s not being prosecuted, her mug shot has not been officially released by the cops. “Officially” being the key word. E! Online SOMEHOW got a hold of this camera phone shot, though …
According to her booking sheet, Christina is 5-foot-2 and 100 pounds. But something tells me they just ASKED Christina for her weight and didn’t use a scale. I’m not judging. I’m just sayin’.
PINK SHOWS US HER TWEETS: Referring to who predictions back in the day on who was going to be the bad girl of the then pop star bunch, Pink Tweeted …
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KATY HOLMES vs STAR MAGAZINE!!! WHO YOU GOT???: KATIE HOLMES is suing Star magazine for $50 million for implieing on recent cover she’s a drug addict …
The article didn’t claim she used drugs, but according to TMZ, Katie believes the cover is “deliberately defamatory and is libelous on its own.” Her attorney adds, “Not only do they cruelly defame Katie, they play a cheap trick on the public, making ridiculously false claims on the cover unsupported by anything inside.”
ROMANCE REPORT: Reps for SCARLETT JOHANSSON and SEAN PENN recently denied these two were a couple, claiming instead the only reason they’d been seen together was because they were discussing the relief effort in Haiti. So is that why Sean and Scarlett were seen having dinner together in France Monday? Why then did Scarlett have her leg up on Sean’s leg under the table!!!??? Is this how friends eat??? Discuss.
2.) Newly-single OLIVIA WILDE was spotted at an aquarium in Cincinnati with “Notebook” star RYAN GOSLING. Ryan is in Cincinnati because he’s filming a movie. Olivia is not. The pair were also spotted getting close at an Oscar after-party.
You think Olivia is getting all smoove up in dat? Yeah, huh?
3.) Melissa Gilbert and Bruce Boxleitner are splitting after 16 years of marriage. The two have a 15-year-old son together.
QUOTE/UNQUOTE: “When I was heavy, people would say to me, and it was such a backhanded compliment, they would say, ‘You’ve got such a beautiful face,’ in the way of, like, ‘Oh, isn’t it a shame that from the neck down you’re questionable.'”
— KATE WINSLET in the new issue of “Glamour” magazine.