Dirt: Suri Cruise’s Inappropriate Gummies & GaGa vs Beyonce!!!
OMG!!! HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT KATIE HOLMES LET SURI EAT???: Doh! It’s every parent’s nightmare! Your kid grabs for something inappropriate in public. In KATIE HOLMES case, when she wasn’t looking, Suri grabbed a box of PENIS GUMMIES off a shelf after dinner in New York City. And, of course, the paparazzi were there.
Penis Gummies are just like Gummy Bears, except they’re not shaped like bears, they’re shaped like . . . well, you know. A rep for the candy manufacturer said quote, “It does not matter whose hands they fall into as long as they get eaten. (Pun intended???) They are the same as gummy bears, just a different shape. No harm no foul if a four-year-old is eating them.”
Katie looks like she’s trying not to laugh. Like she knows it ain’t right, but she can’t help herself. What can you do. Some of the funniest things that happen with kids are TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE like that.
BEYONCE vs LADY GAGA!!! WHO YOU GOT???: According to the National Enquirer BEYONCE has beef with friend and collaborator LADY GAGA!!! In fact, their sources say the two no longer speak to each other.
One source tells the tab, “The bad blood between Beyonce and Gaga has been brewing for months, but it really exploded after the Grammy Awards in February. Beyonce thought Gaga’s entrance was way over the top and ridiculously self-serving.” The insider continued, “Every other artist worked the red carpet in a traditional manner, but Gaga made it all about her.”
An insider close to Gaga said GaGa thinks Bey is “just another jealous hater…but she never expected it from Beyonce, whom she saw as a friend and supporter. Gaga plans to confront her the next time they run into each other and demand an apology.”
HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY: In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, the celebrity/fashion website BettyConfidential assembled a Top 10 list titled “Colin Farrell and 10 Sexy Irish Stars.” And the winner is …
GEORGE CLOONEY!!! The website describes the actor of Irish descent as “handsome, charismatic” and an “automatic YUM!” COLIN FARRELL, meanwhile, made the title of the list but was apparently too sexy to actually be on it.
Scroll down to find out which R&B singer Colin was spotted having dinner with last night …
CHARLIE’S (NOT SO) WINNING WAYS: CHARLIE SHEEN has lost the first battle in his lawsuit against Warner Brothers and “Two and a Half Men” co-creator Chuck Lorre.
According to The Hollywood Reporter, the private dispute-resolution company JAMS has decided that its own arbitrator has jurisdiction over the dispute, siding with WBTV and Lorre. That makes it likely that Charlie’s $100-million suit over his abrupt firing will be resolved in private and not in a public trial as he wants.
Charlie’s attorney wasn’t happy about the decision, but said it didn’t matter where the facts of the case will be heard, Charlie will win because he was fired without cause. Lorre’s attorney said the case is going to arbitration because that’s what everyone’s contracts call for.
ROMANCE REPORT: REESE WITHERSPOON will reportedly walk down the aisle with fiance Jim Toth next Saturday. So claims RadarOnline “exclusively.” They say Reese has been working with celebrity event planner Yifat Oren, who planned Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s wedding.
QUOTE/UNQUOTE: “I don’t want to get rid of the curves…My body is comfortable, and it’s not unhealthy, so I’m going to rock with it.” — RIHANNA, to Vogue magazine on embracing her curves.
Good for her! Maybe now she’ll feel comfortable enough to wear revealing clothes. Check out pictures from the magazine and tell me, in what universe is Rihanna’s body NOT PERFECT?
How did our sensibilities get so screwed up that womanly attributes – like boobs and a butt – became NEGATIVES??? Own it, ladies!
COUPLE ALERT!!! RI-RI AND FARRELL!!!: You know how a few weeks ago we told you about the rumor that Rihanna and Colin Farrell had been sending flirty texts to each other? Well, it now looks like they’ve taken it to the next level. On the day the new Vogue issue with her on the cover came out, the two were spotted dining at a Santa Monica restaurant together!
They obviously didn’t want to start any rumors and left the place separately, but that won’t stop us from speculating! They are sooo getting ready to do it!!!
SHOW US YOUR TWEETS: Dog the Bounty Hunter’s daughter Lyssa Chapman was arrested Tuesday in Hawaii for criminal property damage and harassment — and he’s in no rush to bail her out. Amid some criticism,step mom Beth tweeted last night …
“Remember one thing, people who don’t immediately bail their kids out of jail, generally they know more than you do.”