BREAKING NEWS!!! BRITNEY SPEARS USES A MICKEY D'S BATHROOM!!!: You know it was a slow weekend in Hollywood when BRITNEY SPEARS stopping at a McDonald's for a quick bathroom break with her man and kids is news ...

IS NATALIE PORTMAN HOOKED UP WITH THE KEVEN FEDERLINE OF THE BALLET WORLD???!!!: There's a pretty funny

story in this week's In Touch Weekly about how NATALIE PORTMAN'S friends are supposedly worried that she has hooked up with "THE BALLET K-FED."

As I'm sure you know, Ferderline was a backup dancer with a girlfriend and two kids when he met BRITNEY SPEARS, and before anyone could say "male gold digger", he'd already knocked her up twice. Well, Natalie's baby-daddy, In Touch points out, was a dancer she met on the set of the movie "Black Swan".

And friends see more parallels than just that. Says a source, quote, "He seems like a social climber who was all over Natalie the moment they met. I don't think he even thought twice about leaving his girlfriend...which isn't a very good sign of character."

Speaking of Natalie ... she had her baby bump on full display at the Golden Globe Awards last night ...

"30 Rock's" JANE KRAKOWSKI wasn't shy about showing hers off either ...

BABY NEWS: 1.) OWEN WILSON'S girlfriend, Jade Duell, gave birth to a baby boy they named Ford Linton Wilson in Hawaii Friday. It's the couple's first child ... 2.) ALICIA SILVERSTONE Ali has joined the Hollywood Pregnancy Parade. This will be her first child with husband Christopher Jarecki

3.) After revealing late last week that she's expecting her first child, SELMA BLAIR was spotted strolling around L.A. yesterday ...

SNAPSHOT: After first being seen with red hair at the People's Choice awards last week, KHLOE KARDASHIAN is back to being a brunette ...

She tweeted she'd been forced to by the producers of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians"

SHOW US YOUR TWEETS: It looks like SANDRA BULLOCK'S ex is over and done with her. Check out what Jesse James Twitted about girlfriend Kat Von D over the weekend: "I have never felt so loved!" he wrote. "I'm the luckiest [guy] in the world!" In another tweet, he calls her "my other half."

R.I.P: John Dye, best known as the angel Andrew on Touched by an Angel, recently died of a heart attack in San Francisco. He was 47.