IT'S ON!!! HOLLY MADISON vs CRYSTAL HARRIS, WHO YOU GOT???!!!: HOLLY MADISON – HUGH HEFNER’S ‘number one’ girlfriend for over six years before she hit the road in 2008 over his refusal to marry her - has broken her silence on his Christmas engagement, and the bottom line is she’s NOT OK with it!

Hef's ex tells Life & Style magazine she's of the opinion he’s, quote, "making a hasty decision" by getting engaged to 24-year-old Playmate Crystal Harris. “I just want it to be with the right person,” she says, “And…I'm not sure Crystal is the best thing for him.”

But wait, there’s more!!! She calls Crystal a “mysterious character”, and doesn't believe Crystal is sincere about being in love with Hefner.

 As you we told you last week, Holly arranged a meeting with the couple after reading on Twitter that Hefner had proposed, which was filmed for her "Holly's World" reality show. She won’t go into detail on what transpired but did say it was "definitely awkward."

SNAPSHOT:  KATY PERRY and RUSSELL BRAND helped Katy's nana celebrate her 90th birthday in Vegas yesterday ...

SHOW US YOUR TWEETS:  "Just so everyone knows I still have all my tattoos. Nothing is being removed, although I am always up for more tattoos!:)" -- EVA LONGORIA, referring to mass internet speculation she was in the process of removing the tattoo of her wedding date from her wrist after this picture hit the 'net over the weekend ...

I guess she just splashed some cover makeup on it.

BABY NEWS: 1.) You can add KATE HUDSON to this year's Baby Bump Bridgade. Kate's reg has confirmed she's been fetused by her rock star boyfriend of nine months, Muse singer Matthew Bellamy.

A source tells Us magazine, "It was not planned, but they are excited and embracing it." Kate has a seven-year-old son, Ryder, with her ex-husband, Black Crowes singer Chris Robinson.

2.) Less than two months after giving birth to their little "miracle", KELLY PRESTON and JOHN TRAVOLTA are showing baby Benjamin off on the cover of 'People' ...

And on the cover of "Hello" in the U.K ...

3.) Kate Hudson isn't the only celeb with baby news. "King of Queens" star KEVIN JAMES and his wife, Steffiana de la Cruz, are expecting as well. This will their third child.

KARDASHIAN KAOS: Usually it's KIM KARDASHIAN'S badunk that gets called into question, but now there's speculation over her plumper-than-usual lips. And like the junk in her trunk, Kim insists it's all natural, baby.

She explains that her pucker looks fuller because, "I have the flu. I'm puffy and swollen, and I have no makeup on." Yeah, I know the flu usually makes me look like a collagen injected porn star!

2.) How's this for a study in contrast ... Kim in the same designer dress first worn by VICTORIA "POSH" BECKHAM about two years ago ...