LINDSAY SHOWS US HER TWEETS: A day after pleading not guilty to stealing a 25-hundred-dollar necklace, LINDSAY LOHAN took to Twitter to announce:

 "FYI -- I would never steal, in case people are wondering. I was not raised to lie, cheat or steal."

She also blasted the media for focusing on her tight, white dress: "What I wear to court shouldn't be front-page news. It's just absurd." 

(Kimberly Ovitz, who designed the clingy number, tells ABC News that it sold out at every online boutique that was carrying it.)

CHARLIE SHEEN-ANIGANS: CHARLIE SHEEN and some Major League Baseball players showed up for batting practice with the UCLA team yesterday. Afterwards, Coach John Savage asked Charlie to speak to his players about drugs. Charlie's message? "Stay off the crack. Drink a chocolate milk."


THE SIMPSON SPLIT: RadarOnline has more on the ASHLEE SIMPSON/PETE WENTZ split. They're reporting she filed for divorce because of his constant touring. According to their un-named source, "She hated him being away and said she felt like a single mother and that wasn't what she had signed on for."

"She’s put all her musical aspirations to the side to concentrate on being a mom and it is a big bone of contention with her that Pete just swans off around the world with his buddies like he’s a single guy."

I'm betting it doesn't help that his new band's lead singer is pretty hot ...

Pete and his new band are set to head off on tour again in a few months, and the source thinks Ashlee may have filed for divorce to, quote, "shock" him into canceling those plans.

MORE CELEBRITY SPLITSVILLE: 1.) KELSEY GRAMMER is officially single, but that won't last very long. His divorce from "Real Housewives" Camille was finalized yesterday, freeing him to marry his girlfriend (and future 4th ex-wife), Kayte Walsh. later this month.

2.) CHARLIE SHEEN won't be rid of his wife until at least May 2nd. That's when his divorce from Brooke Mueller will be finalized. The couple submitted their final divorce paper this week, and will now have to wait a few months for it to be official. So come May, Charlie can finally start living the life of a bachelor! Good for him!

As part of the settlement, Charlie and Brooke get joint custody of their twins. Brooke gets $55,000 a month in child support and a lump sum of about $750,000.

SCAR JO IN DENIAL: SCARLETT JOHANSSON is denying reports she has rebounded from RYAN REYNOLDS into the arms of SEAN PENN. Her rep tells "People" magazine, "They have been friends for years. Nothing more, nothing less."

(--"Us Weekly" claims Sean and Scarlett started hooking up in early January. They say she reached out to Sean when she was planning to visit Haiti. That started a friendship, then came the BENEFITS)

RI-RI: Almost two years ago to the day CHRIS BROWN assaulted her, RIHANNA has requested her protection order against him be scaled back so he CAN be around her ... as long as he doesn't annoy or harass her. Her request still has to be approved by the court, though.

GAGA:  LADY GAGA's new song, "Born This Way", was unleashed on the world today ...

You can LISTEN to it HERE