SNAPSHOT: JESSICA SIMPSON walking through JFK Airport in New York yesterday looking rather ... uh ... healthy. Yeah. That's it. Healthy.

COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP: Fresh from her split with TONY PARKER,EVA LONGORIA is said to be hooking it up with PENELOPE CRUZ'S younger brother. '

OK' magazine reports neighbors spotted Eva and Eduardo in Eva's garage on Christmas Eve. They say Eva was walking around barefoot in her garage wearing nothing but a short white robe, leading them to conclude she and the 10 years younger musician and singer are sharing their naughty parts.

Eva’s rep denies a relationship and tells Page Six the two "are friends."

Speaking of Eva ... evidently she didn't check herself in the mirror before stepping out for dinner Tuesday night ...

Either that or she's channeling 80's rocker Adam Ant ...

COULD BE TRUE BUT PROBABLY CRAP:Another big couple rumor making the rounds is that JENNIFER ANISTON and ADRIAN BRODY are getting all smoove up on each other.

 The two supposedly got all cozy at a friends Christmas bash, "flirting with each other outrageously", according to the source. “At one point, Adrien was leading Jen away in hand. She was rubbing her hands down his back and gazing into his eyes like she was totally smitten."

As the title to this story suggests, it's highly likely the rumor is nothing more than a big pile of you-know-what as I can't seem to find anything definitive one way or another. The online report sources The Enquirer, but after clicking through many pages on their site I can't find the alleged report.

AWKWARD: How's this for awkward living arrangements: Up until Tuesday, CHRISTINA AGUILERA was living with her boyfriend AND her estranged husband, JORDAN BRATMAN.

A source told TMZ, quote, "Thank God Jordan is moving out. It was getting really awkward, but Christina was letting Jordan stay for the sake of [their son] Max."

SNAP SHOTS: KATE GOSSELIN in a two-piece during a trip to Australia with the kids over New Year's ...

RadarOnline is reporting ex-husband Jon went to court to try to stop her from taking the kids to Australia because he “had plans to get together with his kids and friends for New Year's.”

 But because they’re there to shoot scenes for an upcoming episode of the TLC series "Kate Plus 8", the judge OK’d it. TLC is reportedly paying for the trip. 

ROMANCE REPORT:Add CARLOS SANTANA to the list of celebrities that made THE BIG MISTAKE over Christmas.

The guitar god revealed he secretly married his drummer, Cindy Blackman, in a Hawaiian beach-side ceremony on December 19.

KHLOE'S NEW LOOK: KHLOE KARDASHIAN debuted her new look at the People's Choice Awards last night. You like?

The Kardashian's were up for Favorite TV Guilty Pleasure ...