World’s Dumbest Criminal Commits a Dozen Burglaries While Wearing Police-Issued GPS
A Colorado man sits in jail today after he decided to celebrate his release from custody by going on a robbery spree – while wearing an ankle bracelet designed to track his every move. Oh, it gets better.
Brandon Campbell was sentenced to wear the monitor after he was convicted of stealing a GPS device earlier in the year. Yes, apparently the ankle bone is connected to the idiot. He didn’t let his court-issued jewelry get in the way of his job, however, breaking into more fifteen homes in Denver’s suburbs, causing thousands in damage and making off with armloads of booty.
Campbell tried to plead not guilty to the charges, until he was reminded that his tracking system placed him at the scene of each robbery at the exact time it was happening. Wah, wah, wah, wah.