Remember when Brad Pitt was super sexy and fun and not a huge waste of oxygen with his pretentiousness?  Remember 'Thelma and Louise'?  Yeah, that Brad Pitt is gone.  Check out what took his place....

Someone convinced Brad that doing a commercial for Chanel No. 5, a classic perfume if ever there was one, would be a great idea.  Unfortunately, this is what they came up with:

Yeah, painful to watch huh?  Check out how Conan spoofed Brad on his show last night.

Now, just in case you've forgotten, this is how cool and hip Brad used to be:

Ahhhh, those were the days....