CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS (3/21/11): Gary Oldman - 53   Sirius Black in the "Harry Potter" movies; Jim Gordon in "Batman Begins" and "The Dark Knight";  and the werewolf hunter in that new "Red Riding Hood" movie ...

--Matthew Broderick - 49   Bueller? Bueller ? Bueller?

And husband of Sarah Jessica Parker ...

--Rosie O'Donnell - 49  Comedian, actress, television talk show personality ...

She was in a very NAUGHTY love scene with Julian McMahon on an episode of "Nip/Tuck".  You can also see her in BONDAGE GEAR in the 1994 comedy "Exit to Eden", if, you know,that's your thing. Google it, kids!

--Adrian Peterson - 26  Minnesota Vikings running back ...

--Timothy Dalton - 67  Bond. James Bond. Widely considered the weakest James Bond EVER. Has a son with Mel Gibson's Russian baby mamma. As far as we know, she doesn't have recordings of him yelling at her, though.

--KEVIN FEDERLINE! - 33  K-Fed!