CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS (3/15/11): EVA LONGORIA - 36    Gabby on "Desperate Housewives". Recently divorced Spurs baller Tony Parker. Allegedly, supposedly getting all smoove up in Penelope Cruz's little brother Eduardo ANY TIME SHE WANTS TO, and WHETHER PENELOPE LIKES IT OR NOT!!! And she doesn't.

--Will.I.Am - 36  Black Eyed Peas ...

--BRET MICHAELS  - 48  Lead singer of Poison. Won "Celebrity Apprentice" last year. Supposedly, allegedly got all smoove up in Miley Cyrus' mom, Tish. That's why Billy Ray left her last year.

--Mark McGrath - 43  Sugar Ray. Current host of "Don't Forget the Lyrics". He's also on this season's "Celebrity Apprentice" ...

--FABIO  - 52  Once the highest paid model in the world, and "Cosmopolitan" magazine's Sexiest Man of the Year in 1993. He's modeled for the covers of romance novels that have sold 100 MILLION copies. Was hit in the face by an errant goose on March 30th, 1999 . . .

And to this day he STILL "Can't Believe It's Not Butter"!  ...