Celebrity Birthdays 3.10.11

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS (3/10/10): CHUCK NORRIS! - 71   Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried! EVER! ... Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone! ... Chuck Norris * is* "WALKER, TEXAS RANGER"!!! ...

--Emily Osment - 19   Miley Cyrus' best friend Lily on "Hannah Montana" ...

--Olivia Wilde - 27   The sexy "Thirteen" on "House".  She was also Quorra in "Tron:  Legacy" and you can catch her in Jon Favreau's upcoming sci fi western "Cowboys & Aliens" ...

--Carrie Underwood - 28   The biggest "American Idol" success story.  That's right, I went there.  Suck it, Kelly Clarkson!!!

--Jon Hamm - 40   Yummy star of A&E's "Mad Men" ...

--Timbaland - 40   Rapper and producer.  And yes, he got his stage name because he liked wearing Timberland boots.  His real name is Timothy Zakar Mosley ...

 --Paget Brewster - 42   Special agent Emily Prentiss on "Criminal Minds" ...

 --SHANNON TWEED - 54   Gene Simmons' unofficial wife ...

She used to be a Playboy model, you know ...

--Sharon Stone - 53  The leg-crossing scene in "Basic Instinct". 'Nuff said. (Google it, kids!) ...