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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Caught Shoplifting Hot Peppers After He eats one and Starts Vomiting

Marcus Banwell of Bristol, England found out the hard way how hot a chili pepper can be after he shoplifted a handful from a local grocery store. And he might’ve gotten away with it, too, if he hadn’t tried to eat one right then and there.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: DUI Suspect Thought Cigarette Pack Was His Cell Phone

A Florida man, who had been involved in an accident, was reportedly in such a drunken stupor, he tried to make a call using a pack of cigarettes.

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Christina Barany, Getty Images
Christina Barany, Getty Images
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Michael Jackson Spotted in Bird Poop [PHOTO]

The image of Jesus has been seen on everything from a sock to, most recently, a burrito. But it’s a good thing Jesus does not make appearances in bird poop, because that would be downright blasphemous. Evidently however, Michael Jackson does.

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Beeville Bee-Picayune
Beeville Bee-Picayune
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Jesus Spotted on a Burrito

There’s been another Jesus sighting; this time on a breakfast burrito.

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Marion County Jail
Marion County Jail
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Florida Woman Drives Topless, Leads Deputy On High Speed Chase

A Florida woman who led police on a car chase had a revealing reason for her crime: she was driving topless!

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Hospitalized After Shooting Fireworks Out Of His Butt

An Australian man is recovering after nearly blowing his butt wide open with fireworks. The New Zealand Herald reports the 23-year-old, who fortunately for him has not been identified, shoved a few firecrackers between his cheeks and then for whatever reason lit them.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Listen to Audio of Robber Getting Cracked on the Head with an Aluminum Bat

Earlier this week, 46-year-old Horatio Coates of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma put on a pair of underwear over this head to disguise himself, then entered his local Dollar General store with the intention of robbing the place.

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Pinellas County Sherriff's Office
Pinellas County Sherriff's Office
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Car Thief Busted after He Stops to Poop on Side of the Road

Florida cops ended up unexpectedly arresting a felon when they responded to a call about a man poopping at the side of the road – only to find that he was driving a car that had been stolen several days before.

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Winder Police Department
Winder Police Department
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman Calls 911 to Complain about Bad Mug shot, Gets Arrested Again

A Georgia woman was arrested recently after she called 911 to complain about how badly she looked in a mug shot taken of her for a prior arrest.

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David McNew/Getty Images
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Back to Back Robbery Fails

You have to at least give a Georgia man props for being persistent after his initial robbery attempt was foiled by a potential victim who just said "no."

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Houma Police Department
Houma Police Department
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Two Arrested in Fake Crack Squabble after Buyer Calls Cops to Complain

You know you’ve smoked too much crack when you call the cops to complain you’ve been ripped off by someone selling fake crack.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Barricades Himself in Hotel Room – Demands Pizza and Paris Hilton

An Oregon man is facing an array of felony charges after barricading himself in a North Carolina hotel room and threatening to shoot police. Cops were called to a Hampton Inn after 61-year-old Frederick Denney began causing a loud disturbance.

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