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Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman calls 911 to complain about Burger King’s ‘crappy service’

A Florida woman called 911 to complain about a Burger King she claims wouldn’t let her have it her way.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Florida Man Impersonates Cop to Get His McDonald’s On

McDonald's slogan is “You deserve a break today,” unless you're pretending to be a cop to get free food.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: City Attorney’s Joint Falls Out Of His Pocket in Court

New Orleans  city prosecutor Jason Cantrell was forced to resign this week after a reefer fell out of his pocket … in court…while he was speaking to a police officer! Awkward.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Steals Store’s Charity Donation Box after Filling out Job Application

An Arizona man did not make a good first impression with a prospective employer after he stole a charity donation box on his way out.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Worst Burglar Ever Dozes Off in the Middle of Robbery

It was all good for Cristian Villarreal-Castillo. He had just hit up a bunch of cars in a Hillsboro, Oregon neighborhood and made off with a bunch of small electronics, and his good fortune continued when he was able to enter a home through an unlocked back door.

All the 20-year old had to do was grab a few things of value and beat a hasty retreat.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Suspect Caught after Complaining to Police

I’ve been doing The Stupid News feature for years, and it still never ceases to amaze me just how dumb some criminals can be . Take Jerry Lee Washington Jr. of Alabama, for instance.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman Attempts to Rob Man at Gunpoint during Car Sex

In another crazy story out of Florida, a 26-year-old woman was arrested for attempting to jack a man for cash while having sex with him in a moving car. Talk about a multi-tasker!

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Robber Gets Trapped between Bank’s Glass Doors

A wanna-be bank robber was arrested after getting trapped between the double glass doors of a Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Citizens Bank when a quick thinking employee activated the built-in safety measure.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Arrested after Asking Cop to Retrieve Dropped Bag of Weed

I honestly don’t know what a Louisiana man was thinking when he allegedly asked a police officer to help him find a bag of marijuana he'd misplaced, but maybe that’s why they call it ‘dope’.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Stick Shift Leads to Carjacking Fail

Police in Knoxville, Tennessee say two men tried to jack a car, but were foiled by the stick shift.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man’s Attempt to Surprise Girlfriend by Shipping Himself to Her in a Box Almost Ends Tragically

A man in southern China recently tried to think outside the box in order to surprise his girlfriend, but he ended up almost dying in one instead.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Would You Pay 16 Grand for a Pair of Elvis’ Dirty Chones?

Let me preface this by saying I’m as big an Elvis Presley fan as the next guy. But it’s one thing to call yourself a fan, and a whole ‘nother to spend thousands on a pair of his stained underwear.

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