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Mike’s the Stupid News: Burglar Busted after Accidently Filming Break-in on His iPhone

A burglar in Britain was caught thanks to surveillance footage -- from his own iPhone!

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Arrested For Having Sex With Lion (Statue)

It's no secret people lower their standards drastically when they're drunk, but low enough to get all smoove up in a inanimate object? The answer is "yes "in the case of Matthias Maier of Austria.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman Uses ‘CSI’ Episodes to Fake Robbery, Fails Badly

I’ve watched enough crime shows to know the bad guy always makes at least one stupid mistake that leads to him or her getting caught. Evidently, though, a 42 year-old British woman isn’t as observant as I am.

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Manatee County Sheriffs Office
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Burglary Suspects Arrested after They Got Lost Trying to Leave Neighborhood

Two guys in Florida were arrested Monday after getting lost while trying to leave the scene of their crime.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Bank Robber Arrested after He Returns to Complain

Arthur Bundrage of East Syracuse, New York, is obviously not familiar with the concept of quitting while you’re ahead or else he wouldn’t have returned to the bank he’s just robbed.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: You Won’t Believe Why San Antonio Woman Staged Her Own Abduction

A couple of weeks ago a cop in San Antonio spotted a car parked by the side of the road with 48-year-old Sheila Eubank tied up inside.

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Collier County Sheriffs Department
Collier County Sheriffs Department
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Suspects Charged after Discussing Their Crime in Police Car

The great thing about this country's legal system is that everyone is innocent until proven guilty. Two Florida men were innocent until proven stupid!

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman Calls 911 Repeatedly to Thank Sheriff for Sandwich

I like me a bologna sandwich just as much as the next guy, but evidently not as much as Christine Brown. The 51-year-old Florida woman is facing charges after repeatedly calling 911 to thank jail officials for a bologna sandwich she was given while locked up.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman calls 911 to complain about Burger King’s ‘crappy service’

A Florida woman called 911 to complain about a Burger King she claims wouldn’t let her have it her way.

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Joe Raedle, Getty Images
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Florida Man Impersonates Cop to Get His McDonald’s On

McDonald's slogan is “You deserve a break today,” unless you're pretending to be a cop to get free food.

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New Orleans Parish Criminal District Court Handout
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Mike’s the Stupid News: City Attorney’s Joint Falls Out Of His Pocket in Court

New Orleans  city prosecutor Jason Cantrell was forced to resign this week after a reefer fell out of his pocket … in court…while he was speaking to a police officer! Awkward.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Steals Store’s Charity Donation Box after Filling out Job Application

An Arizona man did not make a good first impression with a prospective employer after he stole a charity donation box on his way out.

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