The Stupid News
Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Robs Bank Then Returns Money When Girlfriend Yells at Him
August 26, 2011
STUPID NEWS - MAN WOULD RATHER FACE JAIL TIME THAN ANGRY GIRLFRIEND: 36-year-old Otto McNab Jr. robbed a Sugarloaf, Pennsylvania bank Monday while his girlfriend sat waiting outside in the car. After leaving the bank with $2,262 in cash, he jumped into the car and told his girlfriend to speed off.
Stuff.co.nz Mike’s the Stupid News: Botox Thief Skips Out on Bill after Posing for Photo
August 17, 2011
BOTOX BANDIT: A woman who wanted to stiffen her face ended up stiffing the doctor instead! Police in Christchurch, New Zealand are looking for a woman who had work done on her frown lines and crow’s feet totalling $780, then left without paying.
Smoking Gun Mug shot of the Day: the Pretty in Pink Troll Guy
August 3, 2011
MUG SHOT HAS US TICKLED PINK: Georgia law enforcement recently busted this 27 year-old man on suspicion of battery charges, and posted this priceless mug shot of the man with the troll-doll hairstyle.
Reborn-baby.com Mike’s the Stupid News: Police Smash Their Way into Car to Rescue Doll [PHOTOS]
August 3, 2011
OH BABY, WHAT A MESS ... Two British policemen called to rescue a baby trapped alone in a hot car last week did so by breaking out a window -- only to find that they'd just saved a life-like doll
Warner Bros. Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Carjacks Undercover Cop and Tries to Blame It on Batman
August 2, 2011
'JOKER' PICKS WRONG PERSON TO JACK: A Pittsburgh man who tried to car-jack a car driven by a plain-clothes police officer tried to cover his butt by blaming Batman! Yes, the Caped Crusader.
woodgreen.org.uk Mike’s the Stupid News: No One Want to Adopt Kitten because it looks Like Hitler [PHOTOS]
August 1, 2011
HEIL KILTER: The Wood Green shelter in England is having trouble placing a kitten someone found by the side of the highway and dropped off at the shelter. The female kitten - severely malnourished and close to death – was nursed back to health and put up for adoption last week but unfortunately, the black patch of fur just over the kitten’s upper lip and another that sweeps across her forehead is making placing the kitten difficult.
Utica Police Department Mike’s the Stupid News: Fugitive Taunts Police on Facebook, They Use it to catch Him
July 29, 2011
DICAPRIO, HE AIN'T: A New York fugitive tried to borrow a trick from the elusive con artist that Leonardo DiCaprio played in the movies by taunting cops with a Facebook status that read: "Catch me if you can, I'm in Brooklyn."
Facebook Man Had His Friend Shoot Him to Win Back an Ex-Girlfriend
July 29, 2011
SYMPATHY PLOY + GUN = BAD IDEA: This past January, 20-year-old Anthony Cardella of Milwaukee was bummed out after his girlfriend had broken up with him, and decided his best course of action to get her back was to play the sympathy card.
Photo:Paul Kitwood via cfnews13.com Mike’s the Stupid News: Car Explodes After Man Tries to Siphon Gas Using Leaf Blower
July 27, 2011
CAR GOES BOOM: Last Thursday 31-year-old Joseph Williamson of Seminole, Florida went outside and noticed the gas cap on his girlfriend's 1997 Saturn was open. For reasons not explained in the police report, he was worried someone had messed with the car and done something like put sugar in the tank. So he decided he’d siphon out the gas and refill the tank with new gas.
Man Drops Wallet in Manhole, Gets Stuck Trying to Retrieve It [PHOTO LINK]
July 26, 2011
HOLED UP: A California man got stuck headfirst in a manhole when he tried to retrieve his wallet. Ceres, California police officers found 21-year-old Jared Medeiros stuck at the waist with his legs flailing in the air.
Hull News and Pictures/Richard Dean Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman Frames Mistress But Gets Caught When She Uses Her Own Lipstick to Write Note
July 23, 2011
Woman Stabbed Herself to Frame Mistress But Got Caught Because She Used Her Own Lipstick On the Threatening Note: Lyn Kitching of Hull, England found out last year her husband was sleeping with her married friend, Andrea Pearce, and began faking a series of threats and attacks against herself
Effingham County Sheriff's Office Mike’s the Stupid News: Sherriffs Find Meth Lab after Men Call 911 on Themselves [PHOTO]
July 22, 2011
THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE: Two Georgia men who dialed 911 to report a home invasion were arrested after cops showed up and found a meth lab instead of intruders.
