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Mike’s the Stupid News: Disgruntled Employee Breaks into West El Paso Restaurant, Makes Himself Two Burritos

Sometimes you just gotta teach The Man a lesson. Ivan Ramos, described by The El Paso Times as a "disgruntled employee," recently broke into the Taco Del Mar on Remcon and helped himself to a couple of bean burritos.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: 71 Year Old Busted for Prostitution [PHOTOS]

A 71-year old Connecticut woman was busted for prostitution after an online ad for her services led to her arrest. Wait, what? A 71 year old hooker?!

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman Tries to Poison Husband with her Lady Parts

A Brazilian woman thought she could get rid of her husband with an x-rated kiss – by planting poison in her, um,

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Football Predicting Camel Has Made Its Super Bowl Pick

The world's most accurate football predicting camel has made its Super Bowl pick. Heck, she may be the world’s only football predicting camel for all I know, but I digress.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Strippers Cited After Getting Into Fight Over $1 Bill

Two Wisconsin dancers got into a brawl after one of them claimed a dollar bill offered by a customer was rightfully "earned" by her and not the other dancer.

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Manatee County Jail
Manatee County Jail
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Steals Steaks, Wine to Woo Woman

A Florida man stole steaks, wine and beer from Walmart in an attempt to steal a woman's heart.

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Indian River County Sheriffs Office
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman Poops on Floor after Finding Husband in Bed with Mistress

A Florida woman found a unique way to comment on her husband's crappy behavior

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Report of a Baby Lion in Neighborhood Turns Out to Be a Dog Groomed to Look Like One

People in Norfolk, Virginia called 911 on Tuesday after seeing what they thought was "a baby lion" prowling around a neighborhood. Fortunately, the truth was more adorable than deadly.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Pastor Forced to Call 911 After Cuffing and Gagging Himself at Church [AUDIO]

Talk about getting yourself into a real bind! The pastor of St. Aloysius church in Springfield, Illinois was forced to call 911 recently after he got himself stuck in a pair of handcuffs.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Busted with 32 Bags of Weed in Court Room

There's dumb, and then there's 29-year-old Marquis Diggs of Jersey City.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Stinky Fart Leads to Domestic Violence Call

South Carolina cops were called to the scene of a potentially deadly domestic situation where a gas leak nearly caused a major explosion – a gas leak from the back end of a 46-year-old man, that is!

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Hall and Oates Involved in Bloody Dispute – Eyebrow Bitten Off

Talk about bringing "Maneater" to life! Hall and Oates did just that in spectacular fashion last week when one of them bit an eyebrow off the other one's head during a dispute in an Ohio street fight.

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