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Mike’s the Stupid News: Stick Shift Leads to Carjacking Fail
September 6, 2012 Police in Knoxville, Tennessee say two men tried to jack a car, but were foiled by the stick shift.
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September 6, 2012
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man’s Attempt to Surprise Girlfriend by Shipping Himself to Her in a Box Almost Ends Tragically
August 31, 2012 A man in southern China recently tried to think outside the box in order to surprise his girlfriend, but he ended up almost dying in one instead.
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Would You Pay 16 Grand for a Pair of Elvis’ Dirty Chones?
August 30, 2012 Let me preface this by saying I’m as big an Elvis Presley fan as the next guy. But it’s one thing to call yourself a fan, and a whole ‘nother to spend thousands on a pair of his stained underwear.
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Caught Shoplifting Hot Peppers After He eats one and Starts Vomiting
August 28, 2012 Marcus Banwell of Bristol, England found out the hard way how hot a chili pepper can be after he shoplifted a handful from a local grocery store. And he might’ve gotten away with it, too, if he hadn’t tried to eat one right then and there.
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Mike’s the Stupid News: DUI Suspect Thought Cigarette Pack Was His Cell Phone
August 24, 2012 A Florida man, who had been involved in an accident, was reportedly in such a drunken stupor, he tried to make a call using a pack of cigarettes.
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Michael Jackson Spotted in Bird Poop [PHOTO]
August 16, 2012 The image of Jesus has been seen on everything from a sock to, most recently, a burrito. But it’s a good thing Jesus does not make appearances in bird poop, because that would be downright blasphemous. Evidently however, Michael Jackson does.
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Jesus Spotted on a Burrito
August 12, 2012 There’s been another Jesus sighting; this time on a breakfast burrito.
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Florida Woman Drives Topless, Leads Deputy On High Speed Chase
August 8, 2012 A Florida woman who led police on a car chase had a revealing reason for her crime: she was driving topless!
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Hospitalized After Shooting Fireworks Out Of His Butt
July 31, 2012 An Australian man is recovering after nearly blowing his butt wide open with fireworks. The New Zealand Herald reports the 23-year-old, who fortunately for him has not been identified, shoved a few firecrackers between his cheeks and then for whatever reason lit them.
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Listen to Audio of Robber Getting Cracked on the Head with an Aluminum Bat
July 29, 2012 Earlier this week, 46-year-old Horatio Coates of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma put on a pair of underwear over this head to disguise himself, then entered his local Dollar General store with the intention of robbing the place.
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Car Thief Busted after He Stops to Poop on Side of the Road
July 24, 2012 Florida cops ended up unexpectedly arresting a felon when they responded to a call about a man poopping at the side of the road – only to find that he was driving a car that had been stolen several days before.
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman Calls 911 to Complain about Bad Mug shot, Gets Arrested Again
July 20, 2012 A Georgia woman was arrested recently after she called 911 to complain about how badly she looked in a mug shot taken of her for a prior arrest.