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Mike’s the Stupid News: Thief’s To do List Included Finding Drugs and Doing Good Deed

Being super focused and organized is usually a good thing. Sadly for a Massachusetts man that wasn't the case after he was arrested part way through his very detailed to-do list. A to-do list that started with "find crystal meth."

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Deming New Mexico Man’s Sandwich Leads to Massive Fireball over Wal-Mart

A 61-year-old New Mexico man drove through a Walmart parking lot while eating a sandwich and sparked a crazy chain of events.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Bart Simpson on Trial in England, Mr. Burns Presiding

There's a 56-year-old man on trial in England for carrying a gun in an airport. His name? Barton Simpson. Bart, for short.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Mom Lands in Jail after Asking 911 to Scare her Kids

A Florida mom learned a valuable lesson when she was arrested after calling 911 to demand that cops teach her toddlers some respect.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: ‘Fresh Prince’ Theme Triggers School Lockdown

Now this is the story all about how, this teen’s life got flipped, turned upside down. A Pittsburgh high school was put on lock-down last week after a student’s Fresh Prince of Bel-Air voice-mail message got mistaken for a threat!

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Broward Sherriff's Office
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Mike’s the Stupid News: 911 Call to Report Missing Skullcap Leads to Home Invasion Arrest

A man called 911 about a missing crowbar and ended up confessing to using the crowbar in two Florida home invasions!

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Henry County Jail
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Calls 911 to Order a Cheeseburger [AUDIO]

52-year-old Gregory Jackson of New Castle, Indiana got hammered this past Friday and you know how it is; next thing you know you’re jonesing for a cheeseburger. But instead of finding a drive-thru like most drunks would do, Jackson called 911.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Fakes Robbery So Wife Won’t Find Out He Spent Tax Refund at Strip Club

What would Jesus do with a $1,000 tax return? I’m certain not what 21-year-old Jesus Mata Junior of La Feria, Texas did – blow it all on dancers.

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Albany Police Department
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Mother Arrested for Stripping Onstage During School Assembly

An Albany, New York mom is facing charges of child endangerment and lewdness after she got up on stage during an assembly at her son’s school and started to strip

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Brothers Celebrate Lotto Win by Buying Drugs and Blowing House Up

Two brothers in Wichita, Kansas won $75,000 on a scratch-off lottery ticket and, like many of us, decided to celebrate their good fortune.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Mom Makes Out with Jailed Son to Pass Him Drugs

Most of us would like to think there's nothing our mother wouldn't do for us, and for many moms that truly is the case. It's certainly true for Kimberly Margeson of New York.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Russian Leader Hopes Boyz II Men Can Encourage Russians to Have Sex

Russian President Vladimir Putin is on a crusade to increase his country's population and to help inspire his countryman to get to baby makin' he’s booked Boyz II Men to perform at Wednesday’s "Day of Conception" concert.

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