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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Busted with 32 Bags of Weed in Court Room
January 7, 2013 There's dumb, and then there's 29-year-old Marquis Diggs of Jersey City.
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Stinky Fart Leads to Domestic Violence Call
December 20, 2012 South Carolina cops were called to the scene of a potentially deadly domestic situation where a gas leak nearly caused a major explosion – a gas leak from the back end of a 46-year-old man, that is!
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Hall and Oates Involved in Bloody Dispute – Eyebrow Bitten Off
December 13, 2012 Talk about bringing "Maneater" to life! Hall and Oates did just that in spectacular fashion last week when one of them bit an eyebrow off the other one's head during a dispute in an Ohio street fight.
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Handcuffed Suspect Steals Police Car [VIDEO]
December 12, 2012 Having a suspect break free from handcuffs and escape from the police station, as a 22 year old El Pasoan recently did, is embarrassing enough. But an even bigger police fail is when the suspect jacks the squad car too.
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Mike’s the Stupid News: ‘Chick Bank Robber’ Arrested After Posting Youtube Video
December 6, 2012 Note to aspiring criminal geniuses: if you’re going to rob a bank, it’s probably not the best idea to brag about it on YouTube.
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Fedex’s Drugs, Gets Busted When He Calls to Check on Delivery Status
December 5, 2012 A Redwood City, California man stupidly tried to ship methamphetamine and cocaine through the mail, then, got himself arrested after he called FedEx to ask why his packages hadn’t been delivered to their destination in the Philippines!
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman Tries to Smother Boyfriend with Her 38-Double-D’s
November 27, 2012 Earlier this year, Tim Schmidt of Unna, Germany was having some sexy time with his girlfriend, Franziska Hansen, when she all of a sudden grabbed his head and shoved it between her 38-double-D breasts. At first, she assured him it was all a sex game,
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Burglar Busted after Accidently Filming Break-in on His iPhone
November 16, 2012 A burglar in Britain was caught thanks to surveillance footage -- from his own iPhone!
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Arrested For Having Sex With Lion (Statue)
November 14, 2012 It's no secret people lower their standards drastically when they're drunk, but low enough to get all smoove up in a inanimate object? The answer is "yes "in the case of Matthias Maier of Austria.
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman Uses ‘CSI’ Episodes to Fake Robbery, Fails Badly
November 9, 2012 I’ve watched enough crime shows to know the bad guy always makes at least one stupid mistake that leads to him or her getting caught. Evidently, though, a 42 year-old British woman isn’t as observant as I am.
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Burglary Suspects Arrested after They Got Lost Trying to Leave Neighborhood
October 25, 2012 Two guys in Florida were arrested Monday after getting lost while trying to leave the scene of their crime.
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Bank Robber Arrested after He Returns to Complain
October 25, 2012 Arthur Bundrage of East Syracuse, New York, is obviously not familiar with the concept of quitting while you’re ahead or else he wouldn’t have returned to the bank he’s just robbed.