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Man Jumps to His Death to Escape Shoe Shopping with Girlfriend

Have you ever been so fed up with shopping that you just want to jump over a 7-story railing? Me neither, but that’s exactly what a man in China did after his girlfriend insisted on going to one more store.

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World’s Dumbest Criminal Commits a Dozen Burglaries While Wearing Police-Issued GPS

A Colorado man sits in jail today after he decided to celebrate his release from custody by going on a robbery spree – while wearing an ankle bracelet designed to track his every move. Oh, it gets better.

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Credit Card Thieves Spend Big Bucks at Carls Jr., Busted After Posting Instagram Photo of Food

I know Instragramming photos of food is a thing, but if you’ve stolen a credit card, it’s probably not the best idea to post a picture of your illegal purchases. Four people in Northern California recently learned that lesson after breaking into several cars and stealing a charge card from one of them.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Man Calls 911 because His Girlfriend ‘Believes She Does No Wrong’

People have called 911 for some pretty silly reasons, but I’m willing to bet this is the first time someone called the emergency number because his girlfriend was being too self-absorbed.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Man Goes Back into Burning House to Rescue His Beer

I guarantee as much as you may love beer you don't love it as much as this guy.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Bank Robber Searched Internet for ‘How-to’ Tips Before Robbing Bank

Here’s a tip for any future bank robbers reading this; if you’re going to rob a bank, for gosh sakes don’t Google “If you’re going to rob a bank.”

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Burglar Busted after Being ID’d by Unflushed Evidence

An Oklahoma man is behind bars today for being a crappy crook -- literally.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Texas Man Fakes His Kidnapping So He Can Party with Friends

A Texas man who wanted to go out drinking with his friends, but whose wife didn't want him to go, is in trouble with the law after he had his friends fake his kidnapping at gunpoint.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Walmart Yanks ‘Naughty’ Halloween Costume Aimed at Toddlers

Walmart was forced to pull a costume from its store and issue an apology because parents were so offended by the sexually-charged name.

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Man vs. McFood – Check out the McEverything!

I have got to take my hat off to Nick of the website Dude Foods. This guy bought every single McDonald’s sandwich and stacked them on top of each other to create … drum roll, please! … The McEverything

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Chaparral, New Mexico Man Charged with Stealing ‘Midget Porn’

A Chaparral, New Mexico man is behind bars today charged with several felony charges after breaking into a mobile home and jacking the owner’s extensive collection of midget porn.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – School Shooting Threat Leads to Discovery of Professor’s Marijuana Operation

Matthew Rouch is a communications professor at Northwest Missouri State University, and evidently the one guy who didn't get the message that in this day and age you can't go on social media and joke about shooting up a school.

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