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Mike’s the Stupid News – Walmart Yanks ‘Naughty’ Halloween Costume Aimed at Toddlers

Walmart was forced to pull a costume from its store and issue an apology because parents were so offended by the sexually-charged name.

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Man vs. McFood – Check out the McEverything!

I have got to take my hat off to Nick of the website Dude Foods. This guy bought every single McDonald’s sandwich and stacked them on top of each other to create … drum roll, please! … The McEverything

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Chaparral, New Mexico Man Charged with Stealing ‘Midget Porn’

A Chaparral, New Mexico man is behind bars today charged with several felony charges after breaking into a mobile home and jacking the owner’s extensive collection of midget porn.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – School Shooting Threat Leads to Discovery of Professor’s Marijuana Operation

Matthew Rouch is a communications professor at Northwest Missouri State University, and evidently the one guy who didn't get the message that in this day and age you can't go on social media and joke about shooting up a school.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – This Is What Happens When You Pick the Wrong Guys to Try to Mug

This is what happens to you when you randomly select the wrong guys to mug. 18-year-old Gerald Allen and 19-year-old Johnny Calderon of Charlottesville, Virginia tried to rob two unidentified men at gunpoint.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Listen to 911 Call Over ‘Massive Freaking Spider’

Talk about Spidey Non-sense! An Oregon teenager bugged out when she noticed a spider crawling on the back of her living room couch and called 911 to get police assistance in getting rid of it.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Clothing Thieves Busted Wearing Victims Monogrammed T-Shirt

Larry Bennett of Jacksonville, Florida returned home on Saturday to find his home ransacked, his flat screen and embroidered work shirt missing, the burners on his stove on, and some napkins smoldering nearby.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Restaurant Owner Tells Armed Robbers He’s Too Busy, Suggests They Come Back Later … and They Do

Patience didn't pay for a pair of wanna-be robbers who agreed to a restaurant owner's request that they come back later to complete their robbery.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Woman Who Lied about Dying Father to Get Out of Speeding Ticket Arrested

Next time you get pulled over for speeding and your plan to get out of a ticket involves a dying family member, know this: cops know how to Google too.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Man Calls 911 over Beer Dispute, Hits on Female Operator

It started off as a complaint call to 911 about an ex-wife bogarting five cans of beer, and ended with an obviously drunk Ohio man hitting on the operator.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Pre-crime Selfie Leads to Robbery Arrest

It’s a good thing teenagers can't go five minutes without taking a selfie. It’s that inability to not document everything with their cell phone that makes most kids today bad criminals.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Trying to Rob a Gun Store With a Baseball Bat Results in Epic Fail

There's an old saying that goes "don't bring a knife to a gun fight." A phrase an Oregon man should've made himself familiar with before bringing a baseball bat and a knife to rob a gun store.

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