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Mike’s the Stupid News: Hit man falls in Love with Target. Fakes Her Death with Ketchup [PHOTO]

LOVE NEVER DIES: Brazilian housewife Maria Somoes suspected her husband was having an affair with a woman named Iranildes Araujo and was understandably furious. So she hired a hit man

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Fired up over Fast Food

A Kansas City, Missouri, man is in jail today after allegedly threatening a Taco Bell employee with a shotgun. According to police, Jeremy Combs, got his food at the Taco Bell drive-through window, drove home, and then went back to the restaurant with his shotgun after he realized there were no packets of hot sauce in his bag.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Steals Woman’s Phone Then Sends Her Friend Request

FACEBOOK FIGHTS CRIME: 22-year-old Juan Gonzales Junior of Greeley, Colorado, recently broke into a woman's house and stole her laptop, some bling, and her cell phone.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Two Guys Cart around Dead Friend, Use His ATM Card at Strip Club [VIDEO]

REAL LIFE "WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S": A couple of Denver dudes went to great lengths to re-enact a Hollywood classic by driving from bar to bar with a dead pal in tow, just like in “Weekend at Bernie's”.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Doctors Remove Eel from Guy’s Junk [PHOTO]

OUCH: This one is from a not-very-reliable British tabloid, but it’s just too good to pass up. A Chinese man recently paid a visit to a spa that uses live eels as part of some treatment that’s supposed to cleanse your skin. What happens is you lay in a bathtub, and the eels crawl around and eat your dead skin.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Google’s Street View Catches Fully Naked Woman Outside Her Home [PHOTO/LINK]

GOOGLE MAPS NUDITY: To make their Street View maps, Google sends specially outfitted cars to cities all across America to take photos. Sometimes, those photos capture people doing all kinds of odd things.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Witness faints in court; Smelly sneaker fails to revive her

THE AGONY OF THE FEET: Court officials in Florida called upon the most advanced medical procedure at their disposal to try to revive a witness who fainted while testifying at a trial

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Las Cruces Woman Wants Cops to Pay for Cavity Search

A 19 year old Las Cruces woman is insisting that cops should foot the bill for a forcible cavity search that turned up nothing illegal. The woman, who is not being named or identified because she was not arrested or criminally charged

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man in Gumby suit Caught on Surveillance Tape Trying to rob Store [VIDEO]

WHEN CAUGHT GUMBY IS GOING TO THE POKEY: A man wearing a giant Gumby costume tried to rob a 7-Eleven in San Diego, California yesterday. I say tried, because after announcing his intentions, Gumby couldn't pull out his weapon.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman’s Airport Bomb Joke Bombs

BOMB JOKE BOMBED: A Florida woman was arrested at the Miami airport after playing a dumb joke and causing an evacuation in the process.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Arrested for Having Sex with Pool Raft

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN INFLATABLE DOLLS DON'T DO IT FOR YOU ANYMORE: 32-year-old Edwin Tobergta of White Pine, Tennessee was arrested in Hamilton, Ohio after concerned citizens called the cops about a guy in an alley

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Hurricane Irene Destroys Brooklyn’s Famous ‘Vagina Tree’ [PHOTOS]

A tree that stood in McCarren Park in Brooklyn for decades – known to locals as the “Vagina Tree” because its trunk looked similar to a certain woman’s naughty part – was one of Hurricane Irene’s many victims.

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