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Martin County Sherriffs Dept.
Martin County Sherriffs Dept.
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Florida Man Tries to Pass off Taco as I.D

A Florida man who was awoken after being passed out in a drive thru lane answered a police request for his ID by trying to hand them a taco. Officers approached a passed out Matthew Falkner in his vehicle

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Mike’s the Stupid News: 71-Year-Old Woman Busted For Having Sex in Her Car

PROOF THEY ALL LOOK PRETTIER AT CLOSING TIME: A 71-year-old woman in Michigan was busted for doing the boom-boom in the back of a Buick. Rita Daniels put the moves on 54-year-old Tim Adams, and lured him to the Buick for some late night action.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man’s Plan to Kill Ex Involved Dressing up in Bear Carcass [AUDIO/PHOTO]

MAN PLOTS FAKE BEAR ATTACK: The Associated Press reports that Clyde Gardner, of Malone, New York, came up with an unusual plan to get revenge his ex-girlfriend: kill a bear, skin it, and then dress up in the carcass and attack her.

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Iowa City P.D.
Iowa City P.D.
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman Denied Sex; Goes Berserk

LACK OF SEX DRIVES WOMAN CRAZY: Cops in Iowa City, Iowa were called in to control a woman who went nuts when her boyfriend refused to share his down there parts with her.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Phony Cop Foils Phony Robber

PHONY COP BUSTS PHONY ROBBER: A woman who tried to rob a Florida convenience store with a fake gun had that attempt foiled when a clerk summoned his inner fake police! Wilnelia Caraballo was wearing a clear plastic mask and carrying an "Uzi-type" toy gun when she approached a clerk and demanded cash.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Hit man falls in Love with Target. Fakes Her Death with Ketchup [PHOTO]

LOVE NEVER DIES: Brazilian housewife Maria Somoes suspected her husband was having an affair with a woman named Iranildes Araujo and was understandably furious. So she hired a hit man

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Fired up over Fast Food

A Kansas City, Missouri, man is in jail today after allegedly threatening a Taco Bell employee with a shotgun. According to police, Jeremy Combs, got his food at the Taco Bell drive-through window, drove home, and then went back to the restaurant with his shotgun after he realized there were no packets of hot sauce in his bag.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Steals Woman’s Phone Then Sends Her Friend Request

FACEBOOK FIGHTS CRIME: 22-year-old Juan Gonzales Junior of Greeley, Colorado, recently broke into a woman's house and stole her laptop, some bling, and her cell phone.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Two Guys Cart around Dead Friend, Use His ATM Card at Strip Club [VIDEO]

REAL LIFE "WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S": A couple of Denver dudes went to great lengths to re-enact a Hollywood classic by driving from bar to bar with a dead pal in tow, just like in “Weekend at Bernie's”.

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via Metro UK
via Metro UK
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Doctors Remove Eel from Guy’s Junk [PHOTO]

OUCH: This one is from a not-very-reliable British tabloid, but it’s just too good to pass up. A Chinese man recently paid a visit to a spa that uses live eels as part of some treatment that’s supposed to cleanse your skin. What happens is you lay in a bathtub, and the eels crawl around and eat your dead skin.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Google’s Street View Catches Fully Naked Woman Outside Her Home [PHOTO/LINK]

GOOGLE MAPS NUDITY: To make their Street View maps, Google sends specially outfitted cars to cities all across America to take photos. Sometimes, those photos capture people doing all kinds of odd things.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Witness faints in court; Smelly sneaker fails to revive her

THE AGONY OF THE FEET: Court officials in Florida called upon the most advanced medical procedure at their disposal to try to revive a witness who fainted while testifying at a trial

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