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Mugshot Shows End Result of Trying to Rob a Mixed Martial Arts Expert – Mike’s the Stupid News

24-year-old Anthony Miranda of Chicago stuck his gun in a car window last Friday and attempted to car-jack the man inside. Police say what Miranda didn't know was that the owner of the car was a professional mixed martial arts ultimate fighter!

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Fake Kidnapping Leads to Arrest After Man Won’t Pay $100 Ransom – Mike’s the Stupid News

GIRLFRIEND NOT WORTH ONE HUNDRED BUCKS: 21-year-old Sarah Zombori of Santa Rosa Beach, Florida decided Saturday she was going to squeeze some money out of her boyfriend, so she and her 57-year-old friend, Joseph Battista, staged her kidnapping.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Suing Couple He Kidnapped for Turning Him In

A Colorado man who's serving 11 years in prison for kidnapping a newlywed couple is taking his former hostages to court for turning him over to cops!

Jessie Dimmick wants more than $200,000 from the couple because he says they breached an oral contract

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Burglar Gets Stuck in a Chimney for More Than 10 Hours

Worst. Santa. Impression. Ever. And not just because it's mid-November. A wanna-be burglar in Atlanta, Georgia is in a ho-ho-whole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman in Wisconsin Has Meltdown over Breakfast Menu Switch

Have you ever had a moment where you were thisclose to freaking out and losing your cool at a Mickey D’s over their policy of switching from breakfast to lunch and not serving you a menu item because you missed the cut-off time? I think we all have. This woman, however, actually DID freak out and caused one major scene.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Dancing Shoplifter Done in by Youtube [VIDEO]

THUGGIE DOES THE DOUGIE ... GETS BUSTED: A shoplifter in New Jersey was hauled in by cops after someone watched him commit the crime on tape. No, not surveillance tape – a video posted to YouTube.

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Mike Siepmann/AP via SFGate.com
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Museum Cleaning Lady Accidentally Scrubbed Away Part of Million-Dollar Sculpture [PHOTOS]

EVERYONE'S A CRITIC: A housekeeping employee at a German museum earned high marks for thoroughness, but low grades for art savvy after scrubbing a one million dollar piece of art off the museum's floor because, like most of us, she couldn't tell the difference between modern art and a mess.

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Massachusetts Man Arrested For Making Out With Cardboard Cutout Of A Woman

A Massachusetts man was arrested after trying to have his way with a victim who couldn't say a word to stop him ... because she was made of cardboard! Charlie J. Price, a registered sex offender, walked into a Pittsfield pharmacy, approached the sunglass display and, according to the Pittsfield Police report

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Prisoner Gets Paroled but Borrowed Cell Phone Gets Him Five More Years

DOH!: Dwayne Kennedy has been in prison in California since 1990. Originally for throwing a guy out of a moving car, then later has some extra time tacked on for stabbing a fellow inmate in 1994.

Finally, after more than ten years of being rejected, Kennedy got the word he’d done his time and was going to be paroled.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Las Cruces Woman Stabs Boyfriend who Denied her a ‘40’

Look, I love drinking 40s as much as anyone from Las Cruces. I mean, you give me 40 ounces of King Cobra or Colt 45 and I'm not leaving my trailer for a while. But they're not worth what a Las Crustacean did for one the other day

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Forsyth County Sheriffs Office
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Mike’s the Stupid News: Bank Robber Uses Furnace Filter as Disguise [PHOTO]

HE HAD NO FILTER: A bank robber in Georgia managed to make off with some treats after tricking a teller with the worst disguise ever --a furnace filter that he held in front of his face!!!

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Bad Handwriting Foils Man’s Robbery Attempt

HE DIDN'T HAVE THE WRITE STUFF: A wanna be bank robber in Delaware is no doubt cursing his cursive after his attempt at a bank robbery failed because the clerk claimed she couldn't read the handwriting on his hold-up note!

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