Contact Us
The Stupid News

The Stupid News - Page 15

Smoking Gun
Smoking Gun
[

Mike’s the Stupid News: Burglar Gets Stuck in a Chimney for More Than 10 Hours

Worst. Santa. Impression. Ever. And not just because it's mid-November. A wanna-be burglar in Atlanta, Georgia is in a ho-ho-whole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.

Read More

Smoking Gun
Smoking Gun
[

Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman in Wisconsin Has Meltdown over Breakfast Menu Switch

Have you ever had a moment where you were thisclose to freaking out and losing your cool at a Mickey D’s over their policy of switching from breakfast to lunch and not serving you a menu item because you missed the cut-off time? I think we all have. This woman, however, actually DID freak out and caused one major scene.

Read More

video_dancing-shoplifter
[

Mike’s the Stupid News: Dancing Shoplifter Done in by Youtube [VIDEO]

THUGGIE DOES THE DOUGIE ... GETS BUSTED: A shoplifter in New Jersey was hauled in by cops after someone watched him commit the crime on tape. No, not surveillance tape – a video posted to YouTube.

Read More

Mike Siepmann/AP via SFGate.com
Mike Siepmann/AP via SFGate.com
[

Mike’s the Stupid News: Museum Cleaning Lady Accidentally Scrubbed Away Part of Million-Dollar Sculpture [PHOTOS]

EVERYONE'S A CRITIC: A housekeeping employee at a German museum earned high marks for thoroughness, but low grades for art savvy after scrubbing a one million dollar piece of art off the museum's floor because, like most of us, she couldn't tell the difference between modern art and a mess.

Read More

Pittsfield P.D.
Pittsfield P.D.
[

Massachusetts Man Arrested For Making Out With Cardboard Cutout Of A Woman

A Massachusetts man was arrested after trying to have his way with a victim who couldn't say a word to stop him ... because she was made of cardboard! Charlie J. Price, a registered sex offender, walked into a Pittsfield pharmacy, approached the sunglass display and, according to the Pittsfield Police report

Read More

stupid_cell phone
[

Mike’s the Stupid News: Prisoner Gets Paroled but Borrowed Cell Phone Gets Him Five More Years

DOH!: Dwayne Kennedy has been in prison in California since 1990. Originally for throwing a guy out of a moving car, then later has some extra time tacked on for stabbing a fellow inmate in 1994.

Finally, after more than ten years of being rejected, Kennedy got the word he’d done his time and was going to be paroled.

Read More

via Las Cruces Sun News
via Las Cruces Sun News
[

Mike’s the Stupid News: Las Cruces Woman Stabs Boyfriend who Denied her a ‘40’

Look, I love drinking 40s as much as anyone from Las Cruces. I mean, you give me 40 ounces of King Cobra or Colt 45 and I'm not leaving my trailer for a while. But they're not worth what a Las Crustacean did for one the other day

Read More

Forsyth County Sheriffs Office
Forsyth County Sheriffs Office
[

Mike’s the Stupid News: Bank Robber Uses Furnace Filter as Disguise [PHOTO]

HE HAD NO FILTER: A bank robber in Georgia managed to make off with some treats after tricking a teller with the worst disguise ever --a furnace filter that he held in front of his face!!!

Read More

stupid_cursive
[

Mike’s the Stupid News: Bad Handwriting Foils Man’s Robbery Attempt

HE DIDN'T HAVE THE WRITE STUFF: A wanna be bank robber in Delaware is no doubt cursing his cursive after his attempt at a bank robbery failed because the clerk claimed she couldn't read the handwriting on his hold-up note!

Read More

Martin County Sherriffs Dept.
Martin County Sherriffs Dept.
[

Mike’s the Stupid News: Florida Man Tries to Pass off Taco as I.D

A Florida man who was awoken after being passed out in a drive thru lane answered a police request for his ID by trying to hand them a taco. Officers approached a passed out Matthew Falkner in his vehicle

Read More

via Smoking Gun
via Smoking Gun
[

Mike’s the Stupid News: 71-Year-Old Woman Busted For Having Sex in Her Car

PROOF THEY ALL LOOK PRETTIER AT CLOSING TIME: A 71-year-old woman in Michigan was busted for doing the boom-boom in the back of a Buick. Rita Daniels put the moves on 54-year-old Tim Adams, and lured him to the Buick for some late night action.

Read More

Malone Police Department
Malone Police Department
[

Mike’s the Stupid News: Man’s Plan to Kill Ex Involved Dressing up in Bear Carcass [AUDIO/PHOTO]

MAN PLOTS FAKE BEAR ATTACK: The Associated Press reports that Clyde Gardner, of Malone, New York, came up with an unusual plan to get revenge his ex-girlfriend: kill a bear, skin it, and then dress up in the carcass and attack her.

Read More

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://kisselpaso.com using your original account information.

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Register on 93.1 KISS-FM quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a member? Sign up here

Register on 93.1 KISS-FM quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive VIP contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.