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Mike’s the Stupid News – Man Stabs Friend for Not Knowing Jay-Z and Beyonce Married

This is why you need to make sure you're up on your pop culture. Ronald Deaver of Parma, Ohio was hanging out with his friend on New Year’s Eve. As the clock was rolling up on midnight, Ronald and his homie started arguing over Beyonce’s marital status.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Teen Arrested after Posting Incriminating Youtube Video

When are kids going to learn that other people can see what they post online? A teenager who smashed car windows and spray-painted walls was busted by Philadelphia police after he left a damning piece of evidence behind.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Library Sends Police to Collect Overdue Books from 5-Year-Old [VIDEO]

A Charlton, MA library (outside of Boston) went above and beyond to collect overdue library books from a 5 year-old: they sent a police officer to get them back! The mother of the five-year old said her daughter burst into tears when police arrived and demanded the two overdue books, and argues that sending a cop to their house was a bit too much.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Woman Steals Case of Beer by hiding it between her Legs [VIDEO]

HOW'D SHE DO THAT???!!!: The woman in this survelliance video posted on Youtube must have thighs of steel to be able to sneak a case of Guinness out of a store between her legs.

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Surveillance Tape Outs Squirrel as Perpetrator behind False Alarm – Mike’s the Stupid News [VIDEO]

Administrators at a Florida school were going nuts trying to find the person behind a false fire alarm that forced the school’s evacuation. It was while they were reviewing the surveillance tape that they discovered who – or rather, what – was behind the deed.

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Mugshot Shows End Result of Trying to Rob a Mixed Martial Arts Expert – Mike’s the Stupid News

24-year-old Anthony Miranda of Chicago stuck his gun in a car window last Friday and attempted to car-jack the man inside. Police say what Miranda didn't know was that the owner of the car was a professional mixed martial arts ultimate fighter!

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Fake Kidnapping Leads to Arrest After Man Won’t Pay $100 Ransom – Mike’s the Stupid News

GIRLFRIEND NOT WORTH ONE HUNDRED BUCKS: 21-year-old Sarah Zombori of Santa Rosa Beach, Florida decided Saturday she was going to squeeze some money out of her boyfriend, so she and her 57-year-old friend, Joseph Battista, staged her kidnapping.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Suing Couple He Kidnapped for Turning Him In

A Colorado man who's serving 11 years in prison for kidnapping a newlywed couple is taking his former hostages to court for turning him over to cops!

Jessie Dimmick wants more than $200,000 from the couple because he says they breached an oral contract

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Burglar Gets Stuck in a Chimney for More Than 10 Hours

Worst. Santa. Impression. Ever. And not just because it's mid-November. A wanna-be burglar in Atlanta, Georgia is in a ho-ho-whole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman in Wisconsin Has Meltdown over Breakfast Menu Switch

Have you ever had a moment where you were thisclose to freaking out and losing your cool at a Mickey D’s over their policy of switching from breakfast to lunch and not serving you a menu item because you missed the cut-off time? I think we all have. This woman, however, actually DID freak out and caused one major scene.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Dancing Shoplifter Done in by Youtube [VIDEO]

THUGGIE DOES THE DOUGIE ... GETS BUSTED: A shoplifter in New Jersey was hauled in by cops after someone watched him commit the crime on tape. No, not surveillance tape – a video posted to YouTube.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Museum Cleaning Lady Accidentally Scrubbed Away Part of Million-Dollar Sculpture [PHOTOS]

EVERYONE'S A CRITIC: A housekeeping employee at a German museum earned high marks for thoroughness, but low grades for art savvy after scrubbing a one million dollar piece of art off the museum's floor because, like most of us, she couldn't tell the difference between modern art and a mess.

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