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Mike’s the Stupid News – Woman Arrested For Offering Sexual Favors In Exchange For Chicken McNuggets

31 year old Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles took begging to a new low last week allegedly offering to trade sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets. Yes, they’re that good!

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Man Arrested after Calling 911 to Claim Cab Driver Kidnapped Him

Paul Coombs of Florida was recently arrested after repeatedly calling 911 to claim he'd been kidnapped by his cab driver. The driver told cops that Coombs was rambling incoherently and smelled strongly of urine, so he drove him back to the cab depot where he was picked up.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Woman Calls Cops to Complain Dealer Sold Her Sugar Instead of Crack

Suzanne Basham of Missouri is facing drug charges after calling police to complain she'd paid 40 bucks for some crack cocaine but was sold a bag of sugar instead. On a personal note, I’d be upset too. I know I hate it when I buy sugar and it turns out to be CRACK.

According to the arrest affidavit, Basham called 911, offered up the address of the guys who allegedly tried to give her a sugar high, and asked the 911 operator to send cops over and arrest her dealer for theft.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – 62-Year-Old Woman Attacks Husband with Hammer over Judge Judy

HAMMER TIME: A 62-year old woman in Florida was arrested after she hit her husband in the head with a hammer while the pair was watching the "Judge Judy" show.  Janet Ann Knowles, shown here on the left, apparently became upset with something the judge had said during the show.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Virgin Mary turns up at a Restaurant Called Hamburger Mary’s [PHOTO]

Behold! Another random sighting of the Virgin Mary has occurred. The latest appearance is on a wall at a restaurant in Tampa, appropriately named Hamburger Mary's.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – French Clothing Line Fails to Notice Naked Man in Background of Online Kids’ Beach Photo

This is why your teacher always told you to check your work. La Redoute, an upscale clothing line in France, recently posted a photo on their online catalog featuring four little kids in their clothing line having a good ole time on a beach

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Woman Tried to Get Out of Shoplifting Arrest by Claiming She Was Rudy from ‘The Cosby Show’

After Leah Efay Davis got caught shoplifting four purses and four pajamas from a JC Penney in Provo, Utah, she tried to convince the cop she should get a free pass because she played Rudy Huxtable on "The Cosby Show".

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Man Stabs Friend for Not Knowing Jay-Z and Beyonce Married

This is why you need to make sure you're up on your pop culture. Ronald Deaver of Parma, Ohio was hanging out with his friend on New Year’s Eve. As the clock was rolling up on midnight, Ronald and his homie started arguing over Beyonce’s marital status.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Teen Arrested after Posting Incriminating Youtube Video

When are kids going to learn that other people can see what they post online? A teenager who smashed car windows and spray-painted walls was busted by Philadelphia police after he left a damning piece of evidence behind.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Library Sends Police to Collect Overdue Books from 5-Year-Old [VIDEO]

A Charlton, MA library (outside of Boston) went above and beyond to collect overdue library books from a 5 year-old: they sent a police officer to get them back! The mother of the five-year old said her daughter burst into tears when police arrived and demanded the two overdue books, and argues that sending a cop to their house was a bit too much.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Woman Steals Case of Beer by hiding it between her Legs [VIDEO]

HOW'D SHE DO THAT???!!!: The woman in this survelliance video posted on Youtube must have thighs of steel to be able to sneak a case of Guinness out of a store between her legs.

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Surveillance Tape Outs Squirrel as Perpetrator behind False Alarm – Mike’s the Stupid News [VIDEO]

Administrators at a Florida school were going nuts trying to find the person behind a false fire alarm that forced the school’s evacuation. It was while they were reviewing the surveillance tape that they discovered who – or rather, what – was behind the deed.

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